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When I was 15 I was a busboy at a Travelodge motel and restaurant. My job was to take menus, coffee, and water to the customers after they sat down. Now I was not very worldly back then, but the two 20 something guys came in and sat down, so I took them water and and coffee and asked one how he wanted his coffee and he said "I like my coffee the way I like my women." Well, me being a *******, I said, "How black?" lol, he went nuts and screamed, "No asshole, hot blonde and sweet!" His buddy was laughing his *** off. I learned something that day...

murdock » 04 Dec 2024, 10:04 pm » wrote: ↑

04 Dec 2024, 10:04 pm

When I was 15 I was a busboy at a Travelodge motel and restaurant. My job was to take menus, coffee, and water to the customers after they sat down. Now I was not very worldly back then, but the two 20 something guys came in and sat down, so I took them water and and coffee and asked one how he wanted his coffee and he said "I like my coffee the way I like my women." Well, me being a *******, I said, "How black?" lol, he went nuts and screamed, "No asshole, hot blonde and sweet!" His buddy was laughing his *** off. I learned something that day...

A BUSBOY-HAHAHAHA...........AT 15 I WAS A GRAVE ROBBER......BECAME FILTHY RICH........THE DEAD NEVER TALKED BACK............

walkingstick » 05 Dec 2024, 12:54 am » wrote: ↑

05 Dec 2024, 12:54 am

A BUSBOY-HAHAHAHA...........AT 15 I WAS A GRAVE ROBBER......BECAME FILTHY RICH........THE DEAD NEVER TALKED BACK............

Damn that fits your personality at 96.

murdock » 04 Dec 2024, 10:04 pm » wrote: ↑

04 Dec 2024, 10:04 pm

When I was 15 I was a busboy at a Travelodge motel and restaurant. My job was to take menus, coffee, and water to the customers after they sat down. Now I was not very worldly back then, but the two 20 something guys came in and sat down, so I took them water and and coffee and asked one how he wanted his coffee and he said "I like my coffee the way I like my women." Well, me being a *******, I said, "How black?" lol, he went nuts and screamed, "No asshole, hot blonde and sweet!" His buddy was laughing his *** off. I learned something that day...

My first school job was a paper route.

The "Dailys" I could handle on my bicycle but the Sundays with all the ads I could only carry like 10 of em in my bag on bicycle and my folks wernt much help my Dad said ya took the paper route job as a man I aint bailing ya out with the car every Sunday morning.

Later in High School got hired at George Webb diner on Forest Home Avenue.

Back then ya got $2.25 an hour my job was to clean up I would scrub the bathrooms , sweep & mop the floors, take out the trash, squeegee the windows & on Fridays we changed the grease out dumped the old grease out back and a truck came pick that up once a month when it was full..

Anyways ya got free soda & coffee while working & if the waitresses screwed up an order they call me say eh kiddo ya hungry and I would eat their mistakes.

TwoIfByTea » Today, 9:03 am » wrote: ↑

Today, 9:03 am

My first school job was a paper route.

The "Dailys" I could handle on my bicycle but the Sundays with all the ads I could only carry like 10 of em in my bag on bicycle and my folks wernt much help my Dad said ya took the paper route job as a man I aint bailing ya out with the car every Sunday morning.

Later in High School got hired at George Webb diner on Forest Home Avenue.

Back then ya got $2.25 an hour my job was to clean up I would scrub the bathrooms , sweep & mop the floors, take out the trash, squeegee the windows & on Fridays we changed the grease out dumped the old grease out back and a truck came pick that up once a month when it was full..

Anyways ya got free soda & coffee while working & if the waitresses screwed up an order they call me say eh kiddo ya hungry and I would eat their mistakes.

I always showed up by 5AM and would get the cook to fix me a cheeseburger and they were good! He didn't mind and liked being a cook! Later I was used as a bellboy and delivered things (mostly food) to people in their rooms. I saw some pretty strange things from time to time also. People standing on their heads, porking one of the maids, etc. Some jackass that worked there told that the big boss was porking my mother, trying to get a reaction out of me. I told him I didn't care, that he could get her too is he wanted. He was shocked...asshole.