Liberal Forum

Two guys were going to Houston from Dallas and came to the Texas town of Mexia. They got to discussing how to pronounce it with one saying it was pronounced Mechs-e-ah and the other saying it was Muh-Hay-Ah. They argued for a while until the came up to a restaurant and pulled in. Get and lets go in the store and settle this, one said. So they go in. One guy walks up to the person behind the counter and says, "Please tell my friend here where we are at!" She is silent for a moment and then says, "Dairy Queen?"