*Huey » 18 Jan 2025, 3:53 pm » wrote: ↑
1. Nope. I left her.
2. She left he baby. That says a lot about what kind of **** you are.
Hey, you went down this road. No reap what you sow. At least you shut up about the military stuff. You wouldn't have lasted a week.
Huey...even back when I was in there were some unbelievably gay recruits that some how made it through.BT.........
The most queerest of the queer....this cat was CARTOONISHLY QUEER recruit I ever saw reported to my company barracks on a day when I was CQ.
He had all the mannerisms..including the silly as **** "Sylvester the Cat" lisp.
To make matters worse..he was Black....and so I had to figure out which shared room in the barracks I could put him.
I assumed right away if I put him into "The Ghetto" [a large room with our Black soldiers he would get killed .........
I had to stick him somewhere, so I sent him to the 2nd floor truck repair platoon.
I escorted him up there so I could introduce him to the boys and that didn't go so well. I tried begging them to leave the poor guy alone and not cause me any grief because I was due to get out soon and I simply wanted to have my last day as CQ to go smoothly without anyone ODing on dope, or getting arrested or in any fights that would require me to spend my day filling out paper work.
Some hours passed before a guy came racing down stairs to my desk, telling me that I needed to run up to the 2nd floor to save the Black troop's life.
What I saw as soon as I opened the door to the room was 3 or 4 of the Truck Repair guys holding one end of a bunk mattress that was hanging out the window and the lisping screams and cries for help from the poor Black trooper at the other end of the mattress.....
You couldn't write an episode of Gomer Pyle or F Troop that could have been as ridiculously funny..
I had to summon every last teaspoon of my "military composure" not to laugh [and to save my own *** from being the NCOIC during a murder] .... I so let the Truck Repair Boys know that the joke was over and that the Gay Trooper was going to stay under lock and key in our company "Day Room" until Monday when the battalion S2 can figure out exactly where the Gay Trooper belonged.