I cooked my nieghbors Iguanas into Tacos.

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By Johnny You
28 Jan 2025 9:08 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Johnny You
28 Jan 2025 9:08 pm
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Up Up and Away in a beautiful red balloon.

Bar B Q Lizard is bad azz..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw
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Two If By Tea
28 Jan 2025 9:24 pm
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Down south ran over "Armadillo"..

It was more than a pothole like hotting a concrete curb too.

My freind cut it up soaked it in BBQ Sauce.

He served that his wife & kids they thought it tasted just like Turkey.

Their eyeballs almost seprated from socket when he told all of em ya just ate an "Armadillo"
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Johnny You
28 Jan 2025 9:29 pm
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TwoIfByTea » 28 Jan 2025, 10:24 pm » wrote: Down south ran over "Armadillo"..

It was more than a pothole like hotting a concrete curb too.

My freind cut it up soaked it in BBQ Sauce.

He served that his wife & kids they thought it tasted just like Turkey.

Their eyeballs almost seprated from socket when he told all of em ya just ate an "Armadillo"
LOL..  I am glad they don't call it Bar-b-q-geddon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHL2Fc0XD50
 
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Two If By Tea
28 Jan 2025 9:32 pm
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JohnnyYou » 28 Jan 2025, 10:29 pm » wrote: LOL..  I am glad they don't call it Bar-b-q-geddon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHL2Fc0XD50
Ya okay in my book too pal.

 
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28 Jan 2025 9:49 pm
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UUnnyyoonnn and Gaaahhrrrlique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0
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Two If By Tea
28 Jan 2025 9:56 pm
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Honestly myself I eat "Lots" of Pasta.

My taste buds are "Fried" too so everything I cook is heavily salted and Hot Sauce too.

But....I only like "Louisana Hot Sauce".

About a quarter century ago I was in breakroom "Lunchbreak" & a buncha "Mexicans" sitting there too.

I just wanted some Hot Sauce.

Oh by gosh my eyeballs were on fire & Im caughing up
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Two If By Tea
28 Jan 2025 10:02 pm
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TwoIfByTea » 28 Jan 2025, 10:56 pm » wrote: Honestly myself I eat "Lots" of Pasta.

My taste buds are "Fried" too so everything I cook is heavily salted and Hot Sauce too.

But....I only like "Louisana Hot Sauce".

About a quarter century ago I was in breakroom "Lunchbreak" & a buncha "Mexicans" sitting there too.

I just wanted some Hot Sauce.

Oh by gosh my eyeballs were on fire & Im caughing up
Now lets go back 2 "Prison" ...

4 awhile I shared a cell a "Puerto Rican" guys.

He sprayed mayonaise packets on a ramen soup.

He said I aint a "Mexican" a "Puerto Rican" dont like stuff that "Hot"
 
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29 Jan 2025 5:51 am
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TwoIfByTea » 28 Jan 2025, 10:24 pm » wrote: Down south ran over "Armadillo"..

It was more than a pothole like hotting a concrete curb too.

My freind cut it up soaked it in BBQ Sauce.

He served that his wife & kids they thought it tasted just like Turkey.

Their eyeballs almost seprated from socket when he told all of em ya just ate an "Armadillo"
Yes, You Can Get Leprosy From an Armadillo...

https://www.science.org/content/article ... -armadillo
 
 
Image “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl:
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Two If By Tea
29 Jan 2025 11:02 am
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it was "preserved" and cooked properly.

Heck Ive been trying 2 die 4 litterally "Decades" too.

I dunno "Something" out there keeps me "Around" 4 whatever reason .

Now ya folks know I pray & stuff too.

For whatever reason something out there just dont push the "Choke" and "Kaput".

I still sitting here today too.
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PhiloBeddo
29 Jan 2025 11:03 am
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WTF. What won't you eat?
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Two If By Tea
29 Jan 2025 11:25 am
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PhiloBeddo » 29 Jan 2025, 12:03 pm » wrote: WTF. What won't you eat?
Back in Jail I swatted a Fly.

My Celly celly said I "Dare" ya eat it.

He said I was Just Kidding

Then he told eveybody in the dayroom I ate flies.

Next Day a "White-Shirt" showed up had me "cuffed" and I was put on "Clinical Observation" over that one.

He "Snithced" on me too I was freaking "Pisssed 0FF" too
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31 Jan 2025 4:53 pm
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Skans » 29 Jan 2025, 1:41 pm » wrote: FIFY - this is far more believable.
I'm on a Mexican Radio..  I hope the folks get off fentanyl.  As long as they take it someone will make money getting it to them.

Hopefully Mexico and Canada will say "Ok.. Ok..  We'll stop making money off of American Drug Addicts" by Monday.

The notion that tariffs on building materials at a time when NC,CA, and FL have been hit may not be prudent seems founded.   DeSantis and Newsome could say eff it..  NC is kind of  landlocked up in the hills.
 
 
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31 Jan 2025 5:58 pm
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TwoIfByTea » 28 Jan 2025, 11:02 pm » wrote: Now lets go back 2 "Prison" ...

4 awhile I shared a cell a "Puerto Rican" guys.

He sprayed mayonaise packets on a ramen soup.

He said I aint a "Mexican" a "Puerto Rican" dont like stuff that "Hot"
STFU Karl, you goddamned idiot!
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31 Jan 2025 8:19 pm
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JohnnyYou » 31 Jan 2025, 5:53 pm » wrote: I'm on a Mexican Radio..  I hope the folks get off fentanyl.  As long as they take it someone will make money getting it to them.

Hopefully Mexico and Canada will say "Ok.. Ok..  We'll stop making money off of American Drug Addicts" by Monday.

The notion that tariffs on building materials at a time when NC,CA, and FL have been hit may not be prudent seems founded.   DeSantis and Newsome could say eff it..  NC is kind of  landlocked up in the hills.
America banned "Alcohol" 1920s was called "Prohibition" and people drank even more Starting the "American Mafia" & a Ca$h line so Gr8 by 1933 "Probobition" was "Apealled" 
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31 Jan 2025 8:42 pm
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TwoIfByTea » 31 Jan 2025, 9:19 pm » wrote: America banned "Alcohol" 1920s was called "Prohibition" and people drank even more Starting the "American Mafia" & a Ca$h line so Gr8 by 1933 "Probobition" was "Apealled"
Eat a dick ***.
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31 Jan 2025 8:47 pm
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Ya eat plenty of *** dicks I can tell..

When I bring something they Really Need & pay Ca$h too they gonna be standing there beating your brains out too
 
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Johnny You
1 Feb 2025 2:45 am
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TwoIfByTea » 31 Jan 2025, 9:19 pm » wrote: America banned "Alcohol" 1920s was called "Prohibition" and people drank even more Starting the "American Mafia" & a Ca$h line so Gr8 by 1933 "Probobition" was "Apealled"

The Buffalo Trace Distillery was one of two allowed to stay open in the Dry era.  It seems that in the day a pint a week was rubbed on the kids gums for teething.. For years..   There was medical alcohol.  I love going to the weed dispensary.  I beat Nancy Reagan, Hearst, and DuPont in that war.

Richard Wolff is a doom and gloom economist on youtube who speaks very clearly.  He says the only way to get rid of drugs is curb the US Monster's addiction to them. It makes sense, as long as people are willing to fry their egg in a pan there is someone who will take payment to turn the heat on the stove.
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Johnny You
1 Feb 2025 2:58 am
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I shouldn't have asked who were the pilots of the military helicopter...

Female pilot, possibly transexual. Combined with some Hegseth testosterone cocktails she could have gone kamikaze.

https://www.npr.org/2025/01/30/nx-s1-52 ... -collision

Yep, the male chauvinism is pretty much going to get women out of the military, But if anything, the Trump admin is maternally instinctless. All they want to nurture is dance.

Holman's picking up the prisoners and putting them in a pen..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eud5AurOxm0
 
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Johnny You » 28 Jan 2025, 10:08 pm » wrote: Up Up and Away in a beautiful red balloon.

Bar B Q Lizard is bad azz..
You ever watch the movie Hombre from 1967? There was a scene in the first part of the movie when riding in the stage coach where a wonma was describing indians eating their dogs on a reservation and Paul Newman asked the social elite lady if she has ever been so hungry her belly swelled up.

Point I am making, survivial is instinctive to each reproduction alive regardless what species it is in, no exceptions.

Why is this a universal constant? Life is a series parallel situation for any lifetime adapting forward each heartbeat added since conceived until it doesn't beat any longer here.

Your reality pretends that is an exaggeration of events factually following the study of people behaving cradle to grave 24/7.
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