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but I just want everyone to know that If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist, I'd have enough money for a *** to rob me and a jew to pick up the coins he drops as he runs away.

murdock » Yesterday, 6:57 pm » wrote: ↑

Yesterday, 6:57 pm

but I just want everyone to know that If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist, I'd have enough money for a *** to rob me and a jew to pick up the coins he drops as he runs away.

Why weren't there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What is big, black, and long? The line at KFC.

A black man, a Muslim and Mexican jump off a building, who wins? Society.

Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.

A black guy goes up to his friend and says "I'm confused, this guy keeps calling me a ginger". His friend goes "he's just dyslexic".

How many cops does it take to throw a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He Fell.

A black man and a Mexican were both in a car - who was driving? The police officer.

A Mexican, a black boy, and a white boy, they are all in the first grade, which one has the biggest peter? The black boy because he's 17.

What do you call a short black person? By their name, you racist.

What's a word that begins with a N and ends with a R you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's a cocoon? Same as a n-nigga.

What separates black people from society? Prison.

What do you do if you see a ship full of black people sinking? Laugh.

lol  I will use a few of these that I'd not heard.  

Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.

Q: Why can all black people run fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
 

Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'am, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."

Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas.
The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down.
After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town.
On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber.
The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table.
The time was right to make a move.
The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest.
I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live.
If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish.
As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer.
He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them.
The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now."
Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man.
Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.
The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."

Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.

The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB ***!"
 

People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate you ***!"

Abe Lincoln wakes up after a three day drunk and upon conversing with his staff says, "I freed who?"

murdock » 20 Feb 2025, 6:57 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Feb 2025, 6:57 pm

but I just want everyone to know that If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist, I'd have enough money for a *** to rob me and a jew to pick up the coins he drops as he runs away.

Why weren't there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What is big, black, and long? The line at KFC.

A black man, a Muslim and Mexican jump off a building, who wins? Society.

Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.

A black guy goes up to his friend and says "I'm confused, this guy keeps calling me a ginger". His friend goes "he's just dyslexic".

How many cops does it take to throw a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He Fell.

A black man and a Mexican were both in a car - who was driving? The police officer.

A Mexican, a black boy, and a white boy, they are all in the first grade, which one has the biggest peter? The black boy because he's 17.

What do you call a short black person? By their name, you racist.

What's a word that begins with a N and ends with a R you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's a cocoon? Same as a n-nigga.

What separates black people from society? Prison.

What do you do if you see a ship full of black people sinking? Laugh.

Very nice murdock...uh, would you mind if I borrowed some of your material?
 

MR-7 » 23 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

23 minutes ago

Very nice murdock...uh, would you mind if I borrowed some of your material?

That's not my material. Everything online is open house. Just  don't copy the word *** when I use it. That's my word. I own it. If you do copy it, that's a violation of section 8, paragraph 31, 4th sentence down, you will be locked up with boisterous babbling billy! He will babble until melted butter spews out his ***, and then you will butter his muffin!

murdock » 41 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

41 minutes ago

That's not my material. Everything online is open house. Just  don't copy the word *** when I use it. That's my word. I own it. If you do copy it, that's a violation of section 8, paragraph 31, 4th sentence down, you will be locked up with boisterous babbling billy! He will babble until melted butter spews out his ***, and then you will butter his muffin!

Another plagiarism from a child's book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACN_xcgppPY

31stArrival » 11 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

11 minutes ago

Another plagiarism from a child's book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACN_xcgppPY

Wow, babbling billy, you must be more stupid than I thought. I made it all up, and nothing like that is in any book, boiling billy babbler. 

Babbling Billy's boisterous **** boils bubbly butter from burnt Billy's babbling butt cheeks buttered by Bob. Bob, who spells his name backwards, butters Billy boils bolted buttered ****. 

PS: I'm lying!

murdock » Today, 8:52 am » wrote: ↑

Today, 8:52 am

That's not my material. Everything online is open house. Just  don't copy the word *** when I use it. That's my word. I own it. If you do copy it, that's a violation of section 8, paragraph 31, 4th sentence down, you will be locked up with boisterous babbling billy! He will babble until melted butter spews out his ***, and then you will butter his muffin!

I'm copying it anyway. That's how I roll. I live on the edge.