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Ode to BlackVegtable: The Rotten Produce of the Internet
Ode to BlackVegtable: The Rotten Produce of the Internet
By Vegas
Yesterday 10:21 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
Yesterday 10:21 am
As much as I would like to take credit for this, I had Chatgpt write it. Damn it's good. And accurate.
Ode to BlackVegtable: The Rotten Produce of the Internet
Oh, BlackVegtable, what a sight to behold,
Like a moldy old carrot, shriveled and cold.
A name so absurd, it’s almost divine—
Did you lose a bet, or just lack a spine?Your wisdom? A turnip! Your humor? A rock!
Your thoughts hit my brain like a misfired sock.
You stroll through the world with your grand proclamations,
Yet all that you say just sparks mass aggravation.A salad of nonsense, a stew made of lies,
Your intellect’s lower than croutons, surprise!
If brains were potatoes, yours wouldn't be mashed,
Just left in the sun, sad, rotten, and trashed.A radish of rage, a cabbage of spite,
A pumpkin of arrogance, void of all light.
With comments so dumb, they wilt every flower,
I swear, you drain IQ points by the hour.So, BlackVegtable, here's my appeal—
Find yourself purpose, or maybe a meal.
Go season your life, add a pinch of some wit,
Because right now, you're just… a composting twit.
Retarded Horse's view on women.
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
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Yesterday 11:51 am
Yesterday 6:15 pm
Vegas » Today, 11:21 am » wrote: ↑ As much as I would like to take credit for this, I had Chatgpt write it. Damn it's good. And accurate.
Yer right, SPOT ON!
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime”
LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened."
brown's unheeded words of wisdom 
Yesterday 6:19 pm
I should turn it into a song, then upload it here. I am ok with the guitar and have a mediocre voice.
Retarded Horse's view on women.
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
- I LOVE IT WHEN A CRACK WHORE GETS BEAT UP Image
- I WANT TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR CRACK WHORE WIFE Image Image Image
- PUT THAT WIFE BEATER ON AND GET BUSY
Yesterday 6:21 pm
Damn, that must be Son of Sole!Vegas » Today, 11:21 am » wrote: ↑ As much as I would like to take credit for this, I had Chatgpt write it. Damn it's good. And accurate.
We were provided an AI chatbot at work. I have been afraid to use them at home for fear something may reach out of the screen and grab me. I love it. It cuts right to the chase and gives you the answer you need.
AI is an art.. We are evolving into HomoTechnilogicus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8eBIlWf00
Yesterday 6:22 pm
I have a real nice Taylor guitar. I just took it out the other day and Ima start playing it again.Vegas » 3 minutes ago » wrote: ↑
https://cf1.zzounds.com/media/productme ... 9e5ad8.jpg
Yesterday 6:22 pm
Who is the babe?JohnnyYou » 2 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Damn, that must be Son of Sole!
We were provided an AI chatbot at work. I have been afraid to use them at home for fear something may reach out of the screen and grab me. I love it. It cuts right to the chase and gives you the answer you need.
AI is an art.. We are evolving into HomoTechnilogicus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8eBIlWf00
Yesterday 6:22 pm
AI is amazing. And it is still only in its infant stage. Just think where it will be in 10 years.JohnnyYou » 2 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Damn, that must be Son of Sole!
We were provided an AI chatbot at work. I have been afraid to use them at home for fear something may reach out of the screen and grab me. I love it. It cuts right to the chase and gives you the answer you need.
AI is an art.. We are evolving into HomoTechnilogicus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8eBIlWf00
Retarded Horse's view on women.
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
- I LOVE IT WHEN A CRACK WHORE GETS BEAT UP Image
- I WANT TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR CRACK WHORE WIFE Image Image Image
- PUT THAT WIFE BEATER ON AND GET BUSY
Yesterday 6:24 pm
murdock » 6 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ I have a real nice Taylor guitar. I just took it out the other day and Ima start playing it again.
https://cf1.zzounds.com/media/productme ... 9e5ad8.jpg
Nice. How is your playing? We can both create a song out of the poem.
Retarded Horse's view on women.
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
- I LOVE IT WHEN A CRACK WHORE GETS BEAT UP Image
- I WANT TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR CRACK WHORE WIFE Image Image Image
- PUT THAT WIFE BEATER ON AND GET BUSY
Yesterday 6:26 pm
Vegas » 4 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Nice. How is your playing? We can both create a song out of the poem.
I was fair until I quit a few years back. Now I gotta get the the hand cramps and finger tip callouses again!
Yesterday 6:28 pm
murdock » 2 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ I was fair until I quit a few years back. Now I gotta get the the hand cramps and finger tip callouses again!
As long as you can do basic chord progressions, then it's fine. What type of music were you playing? I usually did blues and old singer/songwriter tunes.
Retarded Horse's view on women.
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
- I LOVE IT WHEN A CRACK WHORE GETS BEAT UP Image
- I WANT TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR CRACK WHORE WIFE Image Image Image
- PUT THAT WIFE BEATER ON AND GET BUSY
Yesterday 6:35 pm
Yeah, and it will probably be rid of the bat shyt crazy human virus by then. There is a dark side on this evolutionary path and it is called Skynet.Vegas » 15 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ AI is amazing. And it is still only in its infant stage. Just think where it will be in 10 years.
The funny thing is, humans debate what their own consciousness is but they are positive AI is emotionally detached.
Yesterday 6:39 pm
All kinda stuff.Vegas » 15 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ As long as you can do basic chord progressions, then it's fine. What type of music were you playing? I usually did blues and old singer/songwriter tunes.
Country
60's rock
varied other stuff
I've got all kinds of guitar tabs downloaded too.
Yesterday 6:40 pm
Broke a string in COVID. She was in the closet for 4 years.Vegas » 15 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ As long as you can do basic chord progressions, then it's fine. What type of music were you playing? I usually did blues and old singer/songwriter tunes.
Phooking little Martin Traveller strings me along lately. Love the Purple Haze Chord and how Stevie Ray Vuaghn perfected it.
Mrs wanted me to learn Fire and Rain. It was in my stack of sheet music. It has a lot of meaning for us in our lives, lost family, hard times, the soap opera. I broke down into tears playing the first three chords.
Yesterday 6:41 pm
Nice. I need to buy another guitar. The stem is warped.murdock » 4 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ All kinda stuff.
Country
60's rock
varied other stuff
I've got all kinds of guitar tabs downloaded too.
Retarded Horse's view on women.
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
- I LOVE IT WHEN A CRACK WHORE GETS BEAT UP Image
- I WANT TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR CRACK WHORE WIFE Image Image Image
- PUT THAT WIFE BEATER ON AND GET BUSY
Yesterday 6:42 pm
JohnnyYou » 3 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Broke a string in COVID. She was in the closet for 4 years.
Phooking little Martin Traveller strings me along lately. Love the Purple Haze Chord and how Stevie Ray Vuaghn perfected it.
SRV was a beast. He is the only guitarist that I know that could cover a song better than the original. His cover of Hendrix's Voodoo Child is out of this world.
Retarded Horse's view on women.
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
- I LOVE IT WHEN A CRACK WHORE GETS BEAT UP Image
- I WANT TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR CRACK WHORE WIFE Image Image Image
- PUT THAT WIFE BEATER ON AND GET BUSY
Yesterday 6:44 pm
murdock » 9 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ All kinda stuff.
Country
60's rock
varied other stuff
I've got all kinds of guitar tabs downloaded too.
so we actually share a hobby.. imagine that.
Yesterday 7:05 pm
So is Bob Dylan.Vegas » 49 minutes ago » wrote: ↑
Yesterday 7:20 pm
Exactly. He is an inspiration to all of us **** musicians. If he can make it with that nasty voice and amateur guitar skills, then any **** musician can.
Retarded Horse's view on women.
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
JohnEdgarSlowHorses » Today, 7:28 pm » wrote: ↑Today, 7:28 pm
- I LOVE IT WHEN A CRACK WHORE GETS BEAT UP Image
- I WANT TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR CRACK WHORE WIFE Image Image Image
- PUT THAT WIFE BEATER ON AND GET BUSY
Yesterday 7:41 pm
Got one of these also.Vegas » Today, 7:19 pm » wrote: ↑
https://ibb.co/FLD9CBcs
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