Ode to BlackVegtable: The Rotten Produce of the Internet

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22 Feb 2025 10:21 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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As much as I would like to take credit for this, I had Chatgpt write it. Damn it's good. And accurate. 
Ode to BlackVegtable: The Rotten Produce of the Internet

Oh, BlackVegtable, what a sight to behold,
Like a moldy old carrot, shriveled and cold.
A name so absurd, it’s almost divine—
Did you lose a bet, or just lack a spine?Your wisdom? A turnip! Your humor? A rock!
Your thoughts hit my brain like a misfired sock.
You stroll through the world with your grand proclamations,
Yet all that you say just sparks mass aggravation.A salad of nonsense, a stew made of lies,
Your intellect’s lower than croutons, surprise!
If brains were potatoes, yours wouldn't be mashed,
Just left in the sun, sad, rotten, and trashed.A radish of rage, a cabbage of spite,
A pumpkin of arrogance, void of all light.
With comments so dumb, they wilt every flower,
I swear, you drain IQ points by the hour.So, BlackVegtable, here's my appeal—
Find yourself purpose, or maybe a meal.
Go season your life, add a pinch of some wit,
Because right now, you're just… a composting twit.
 
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 11:21 am » wrote: As much as I would like to take credit for this, I had Chatgpt write it. Damn it's good. And accurate.
:clap:   :clap:   :clap:  Yer right, SPOT ON!
 
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ROG62 » 22 Feb 2025, 7:15 pm » wrote: Image   Image   Image  Yer right, SPOT ON!

:rofl: I should turn it into a song, then upload it here. I am ok with the guitar and have a mediocre voice.   
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 11:21 am » wrote: As much as I would like to take credit for this, I had Chatgpt write it. Damn it's good. And accurate.
Damn, that must be Son of Sole!   

We were provided an AI chatbot at work.  I have been afraid to use them at home for fear something may reach out of the screen and grab me.  I love it. It cuts right to the chase and gives you the answer you need.

AI is an art..  We are evolving into HomoTechnilogicus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8eBIlWf00
 
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 7:19 pm » wrote: Image I should turn it into a song, then upload it here. I am ok with the guitar and have a mediocre voice.
I have a real nice Taylor guitar. I just took it out the other day and Ima start playing it again.

https://cf1.zzounds.com/media/productme ... 9e5ad8.jpg

https://ibb.co/21C7PdcP
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JohnnyYou » 22 Feb 2025, 7:21 pm » wrote: Damn, that must be Son of Sole!   

We were provided an AI chatbot at work.  I have been afraid to use them at home for fear something may reach out of the screen and grab me.  I love it. It cuts right to the chase and gives you the answer you need.

AI is an art..  We are evolving into HomoTechnilogicus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8eBIlWf00
Who is the babe?
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JohnnyYou » 22 Feb 2025, 7:21 pm » wrote: Damn, that must be Son of Sole!   

We were provided an AI chatbot at work.  I have been afraid to use them at home for fear something may reach out of the screen and grab me.  I love it. It cuts right to the chase and gives you the answer you need.

AI is an art..  We are evolving into HomoTechnilogicus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8eBIlWf00
AI is amazing. And it is still only in its infant stage. Just think where it will be in 10 years.
 
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murdock » 22 Feb 2025, 7:22 pm » wrote: I have a real nice Taylor guitar. I just took it out the other day and Ima start playing it again.

https://cf1.zzounds.com/media/productme ... 9e5ad8.jpg

Nice. How is your playing? We can both create a song out of the poem.
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 7:24 pm » wrote: Nice. How is your playing? We can both create a song out of the poem.

I was fair until I quit a few years back. Now I gotta get the the hand cramps and finger tip callouses again! ;)
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murdock » 22 Feb 2025, 7:26 pm » wrote: I was fair until I quit a few years back. Now I gotta get the the hand cramps and finger tip callouses again! Image

As long as you can do basic chord progressions, then it's fine. What type of music were you playing? I usually did blues and old singer/songwriter tunes.
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 7:22 pm » wrote: AI is amazing. And it is still only in its infant stage. Just think where it will be in 10 years.
Yeah, and it will probably be rid of the bat shyt crazy human virus by then.  There is a dark side on this evolutionary path and it is called Skynet.
 
The funny thing is, humans debate what their own consciousness is but they are positive AI is emotionally detached.
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 7:28 pm » wrote: As long as you can do basic chord progressions, then it's fine. What type of music were you playing? I usually did blues and old singer/songwriter tunes.
All kinda stuff.
Country
60's rock
varied other stuff 
I've got all kinds of guitar tabs downloaded too.
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 7:28 pm » wrote: As long as you can do basic chord progressions, then it's fine. What type of music were you playing? I usually did blues and old singer/songwriter tunes.
Broke a string in COVID.  She was in the closet for 4 years. 

Phooking little Martin Traveller strings me along lately.   Love the Purple Haze Chord and how Stevie Ray Vuaghn perfected it.

Mrs wanted me to learn Fire and Rain. It was in my stack of sheet music.  It has a lot of meaning for us in our lives, lost family, hard times, the soap opera. I broke down into tears playing the first three chords. I have not made it through yet. When will I be Loved is so much fun and I get stuck in E Chords. C was a good one to learm
 
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murdock » 22 Feb 2025, 7:39 pm » wrote: All kinda stuff.
Country
60's rock
varied other stuff 
I've got all kinds of guitar tabs downloaded too.
Nice. I need to buy another guitar. The stem is warped. 
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JohnnyYou » 22 Feb 2025, 7:40 pm » wrote: Broke a string in COVID.  She was in the closet for 4 years. 

Phooking little Martin Traveller strings me along lately.   Love the Purple Haze Chord and how Stevie Ray Vuaghn perfected it.

SRV was a beast. He is the only guitarist that I know that could cover a song better than the original. His cover of Hendrix's Voodoo Child is out of this world.
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murdock » 22 Feb 2025, 7:39 pm » wrote: All kinda stuff.
Country
60's rock
varied other stuff 
I've got all kinds of guitar tabs downloaded too.

so we actually share a hobby.. imagine that.
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 7:19 pm » wrote: Image I should turn it into a song, then upload it here. I am ok with the guitar and have a mediocre voice.
So is Bob Dylan. :wave:  
 
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Exactly. He is an inspiration to all of us **** musicians. If he can make it with that nasty voice and amateur guitar skills, then any **** musician can. 
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Vegas » 22 Feb 2025, 7:19 pm » wrote: Image I should turn it into a song, then upload it here. I am ok with the guitar and have a mediocre voice.
Got one of these also.

https://ibb.co/FLD9CBcs
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