FLAGRANT HOMOSEXUAL, CHILD DANGER
1,239 posts
He came over today and wanted me to join him for some fun, he said. I said what fun and said we would could both get in his hot tub after eating a big plate of pinto beans and then fart. A lot. We would then eat the bubbles as they came up. Well, I declined and recommended this place as a source for fart gobblers, even naming a few choice candidates.