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You can't make **** like this up...


WASHINGTON - House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, was arrested and charged with drunk driving after hitting a parked car following President Donald Trump's joint address to Congress Tuesday night, according to U.S. Capitol Police.


and not just any car...


In a statement to FOX 5, Capitol Police said, "a driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m. We responded and arrested them for DUI." 
 USCP confirmed to FOX 5 that the driver was Haynes and that he was taken into custody. According to a report by NBC News, the car Hayes hit was a Capitol vehicle and following his arrest, he was released with a citation to appear in court.


Fashy Moron Losers....

Blackvegetable » 08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am » wrote: ↑

08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am

You can't make **** like this up...

WASHINGTON - House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, was arrested and charged with drunk driving after hitting a parked car following President Donald Trump's joint address to Congress Tuesday night, according to U.S. Capitol Police.

and not just any car...

In a statement to FOX 5, Capitol Police said, "a driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m. We responded and arrested them for DUI." 
 USCP confirmed to FOX 5 that the driver was Haynes and that he was taken into custody. According to a report by NBC News, the car Hayes hit was a Capitol vehicle and following his arrest, he was released with a citation to appear in court.

Fashy Moron Losers....

**** you ya lying *** **** stain.

 

Blackvegetable » 08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am » wrote: ↑

08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am

You can't make **** like this up...


WASHINGTON - House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, was arrested and charged with drunk driving after hitting a parked car following President Donald Trump's joint address to Congress Tuesday night, according to U.S. Capitol Police.


and not just any car...


In a statement to FOX 5, Capitol Police said, "a driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m. We responded and arrested them for DUI." 
 USCP confirmed to FOX 5 that the driver was Haynes and that he was taken into custody. According to a report by NBC News, the car Hayes hit was a Capitol vehicle and following his arrest, he was released with a citation to appear in court.


Fashy Moron Losers....

You can't, you just recite what has been made up by everyone else so far. Facts are about past experiences as a whole species, not current events of alternate realities still pretending life isn't self evident time adapting forward since conceived as uniquely here adapting one at a time.

The social mental isolation game of psychological class warfare dividing we from these, they, them, those people.

Which ancestral lineage is your Combination of Chromosomes derived from? Black, brown, yellow, red, white?

Your gender time alive is either male or female since conception unless trained to believe there are more than asexual, male, female body types of ancestral lineages present.

Males change form and shape in same event horizons as females and asexual lifetimes. Every character role of humanity has to ignore all they been since conception to demand everyone honors context over content of existing in plain sight.

Oops, did I uncover the missing link of every reality humans built since dawn of civilization selling ideas of better tomorrows around daily?

Why can't everyone just get along agreeing to disagree how evolving actually works now? Everyone rather die believing now isn't eternity.

Blackvegetable » 08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am » wrote: ↑

08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am

You can't make **** like this up...

WASHINGTON - House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, was arrested and charged with drunk driving after hitting a parked car following President Donald Trump's joint address to Congress Tuesday night, according to U.S. Capitol Police.

and not just any car...

In a statement to FOX 5, Capitol Police said, "a driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m. We responded and arrested them for DUI." 
 USCP confirmed to FOX 5 that the driver was Haynes and that he was taken into custody. According to a report by NBC News, the car Hayes hit was a Capitol vehicle and following his arrest, he was released with a citation to appear in court.

Fashy Moron Losers....

Hey dickhead....

loser loser loser loser loser....

just a friendly reminder

Blackvegetable » 08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am » wrote: ↑

08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am

You can't make **** like this up...

WASHINGTON - House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, was arrested and charged with drunk driving after hitting a parked car following President Donald Trump's joint address to Congress Tuesday night, according to U.S. Capitol Police.

and not just any car...

In a statement to FOX 5, Capitol Police said, "a driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m. We responded and arrested them for DUI." 
 USCP confirmed to FOX 5 that the driver was Haynes and that he was taken into custody. According to a report by NBC News, the car Hayes hit was a Capitol vehicle and following his arrest, he was released with a citation to appear in court.

Fashy Moron Losers....

Ted Kennedy left a woman in his car and drowned 
He never called police 
Instead he called a lawyer 
The next morning 

He was voted in as senator the next 40 years
 

Blackvegetable » 08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am » wrote: ↑

08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am

You can't make **** like this up...

WASHINGTON - House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, was arrested and charged with drunk driving after hitting a parked car following President Donald Trump's joint address to Congress Tuesday night, according to U.S. Capitol Police.

and not just any car...

In a statement to FOX 5, Capitol Police said, "a driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m. We responded and arrested them for DUI." 
 USCP confirmed to FOX 5 that the driver was Haynes and that he was taken into custody. According to a report by NBC News, the car Hayes hit was a Capitol vehicle and following his arrest, he was released with a citation to appear in court.

Fashy Moron Losers....

 backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m.

Sounds serious, surprise Rashambo didn't drop a 100 gaeehies into your willing and hungry butt hole.

HarperLee » 10 Mar 2025, 5:32 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 5:32 am

Ted Kennedy left a woman in his car and drowned 
He never called police 
Instead he called a lawyer 
The next morning 

He was voted in as senator the next 40 years

Grifty raped his wife and talked about **** his daughter.

How many hours, Hole?
 

RebelGator » 10 Mar 2025, 5:45 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 5:45 am

 backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m.

Sounds serious, surprise Rashambo didn't drop a 100 gaeehies into your willing and hungry butt hole.

You jelly, bish?

Blackvegetable » 10 Mar 2025, 5:54 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 5:54 am

You jelly, bish?

Fool, idiot, moron, imbecile, stooge, clown, character, leader, citizen to ideology, child of gods, God, Allah, Buddha, children of Mother Nature, Lady Liberty, Blindfolded Lady Justice, Father Time are contextual people that won't accept how genetic outcomes inhabit space naturally here.

Whom are you defending daily?

What are you ignoring in the process?

Blackvegetable » 08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am » wrote: ↑

08 Mar 2025, 8:28 am

You can't make **** like this up...

WASHINGTON - House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, was arrested and charged with drunk driving after hitting a parked car following President Donald Trump's joint address to Congress Tuesday night, according to U.S. Capitol Police.

and not just any car...

In a statement to FOX 5, Capitol Police said, "a driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m. We responded and arrested them for DUI." 
 USCP confirmed to FOX 5 that the driver was Haynes and that he was taken into custody. According to a report by NBC News, the car Hayes hit was a Capitol vehicle and following his arrest, he was released with a citation to appear in court.

Fashy Moron Losers....

Where were you the previous four years, ya **** hypocritical troll?

 

Blackvegetable » 10 Mar 2025, 5:51 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 5:51 am

Grifty raped his wife and talked about **** his daughter.

How many hours, Hole?

He talked about having sex with his daughter?

Got a link to that quote?
 

HarperLee » 10 Mar 2025, 7:28 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 7:28 am

He talked about having sex with his daughter?

Got a link to that quote?

Yes.

Yes, I do.

Have you added up the hours yet?
 

Blackvegetable » 10 Mar 2025, 7:33 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 7:33 am

Yes.

Yes, I do.

Have you added up the hours yet?

Show us the link...

Cmon
 

DeezerShoove » 10 Mar 2025, 7:04 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 7:04 am

Where were you the previous four years, ya **** hypocritical troll?

I was right here, Coozie.


 

HarperLee » 10 Mar 2025, 7:40 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 7:40 am

Show us the link...

Cmon

Show me your math.

You're wayyyyy overdue, Hole.

Blackvegetable » 10 Mar 2025, 7:41 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 7:41 am

I was right here, Coozie.

Look up "rhetorical".
You must not be that far into the alphabet on your Word-of-the-Day calendar.

It was more amusing back when you expressed creepy admiration for your mommy's sexiness.
That was when you weren't doing the copy/paste constantly.
Your own thoughts... **** weird, but your own.  
 

DeezerShoove » 10 Mar 2025, 7:47 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 7:47 am

Look up "rhetorical".
You must not be that far into the alphabet on your Word-of-the-Day calendar.

It was more amusing back when you expressed creepy admiration for your mommy's sexiness.
That was when you weren't doing the copy/paste constantly.
Your own thoughts... **** weird, but your own.

Coozie,

My thoughts are informed by the information I consume and synthesize.....I am not embarrassed by what I choose to read, and readily identify it.

You consume 2nd hand **** exclusively on the basis of what confirms your uninformed fears.....then regurgitate it as if it is The Shine.

You know damned well what I think, and why I do so...it is what makes you so bitter.

you expressed creepy admiration for your mommy's sexiness.

I'm sorry that my mother was beautiful...

I didn't realize it would cut y'all so deep.
 

Blackvegetable » 10 Mar 2025, 5:51 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 5:51 am

Grifty raped his wife and talked about **** his daughter.

How many hours, Hole?

Says the guy who was lusting after his mother.  

*Huey » 10 Mar 2025, 8:00 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 8:00 am

Says the guy who was lusting after his mother.

Never said anything like it..

Just another objective fact.

Blackvegetable » 10 Mar 2025, 8:16 am » wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2025, 8:16 am

Never said anything like it..

Just another objective fact.

You and Johnny.....the Smothered Brothers.

Someone should have told Mom about the dangers of over-stuffed pillows in the crib.