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American Cray Cray Scared Ketchup
By Johnny You
Today 4:47 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Today 4:47 am
Today 4:51 am
JohnnyYou » 5 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ The radical leftist zombies are wicked smart..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbTn0izK45I
This is the poop @PoliticalPopUp ^^^^^^^
Today 5:19 am
The Berner Head is phooking hilarious.
Reminds me of a Good Joke for St Patty's Day.
So a couple had tried for years to have a baby and through invitro fertilization sponsored by Dr Phooci they were finally successful. However, 8 months an 28 Days into it the ultrasound showed there would be some complications. But the Mrs had the baby anyway..
The baby was born just a head.. no other body parts. But they loved their baby and raised it with all the care any loving parents would provide.
The kid turned 21 years old and Dad said "I am going to take this kid down to the pub for a beer, it's been a tough life and the kid deserves some fun.
Dad placed the kid up on the bar and ordered two beers. He gave the kid a sip and a neck popped out under the kids head. Everyone in the bar looked up from their dismal existence in wonder and awe.. "Give him another sip" someone cried out.
Dad gave him a huge swallow now that the kid had a throat. Out popped the entire torso from the waist up. Everyone cheered as Dad gave him another sip and out popped the kids right arm with a hand and everything. The kid one handed grab the mug and took another swig on his own. Out came the left arm. He double grasped the glass and hauled it all down into his new found stomach like Kavinaugh at a frat party. Both his legs came out and Dad finally knew the kid was always boy. Everyone cheered as he started dancing on the Bar singing "God Is Great, Beer is Good, and people should have appendages"
It was tragic, he had never danced before, let alone on a bar. He lost his balance, fell of, and broke his neck and died. Everyone looked back down at their beers and pondered the dismal gruesome end to the poor human bean. The guy seated next to the Dad told him "He should have quit while he was a head"
Reminds me of a Good Joke for St Patty's Day.
So a couple had tried for years to have a baby and through invitro fertilization sponsored by Dr Phooci they were finally successful. However, 8 months an 28 Days into it the ultrasound showed there would be some complications. But the Mrs had the baby anyway..
The baby was born just a head.. no other body parts. But they loved their baby and raised it with all the care any loving parents would provide.
The kid turned 21 years old and Dad said "I am going to take this kid down to the pub for a beer, it's been a tough life and the kid deserves some fun.
Dad placed the kid up on the bar and ordered two beers. He gave the kid a sip and a neck popped out under the kids head. Everyone in the bar looked up from their dismal existence in wonder and awe.. "Give him another sip" someone cried out.
Dad gave him a huge swallow now that the kid had a throat. Out popped the entire torso from the waist up. Everyone cheered as Dad gave him another sip and out popped the kids right arm with a hand and everything. The kid one handed grab the mug and took another swig on his own. Out came the left arm. He double grasped the glass and hauled it all down into his new found stomach like Kavinaugh at a frat party. Both his legs came out and Dad finally knew the kid was always boy. Everyone cheered as he started dancing on the Bar singing "God Is Great, Beer is Good, and people should have appendages"
It was tragic, he had never danced before, let alone on a bar. He lost his balance, fell of, and broke his neck and died. Everyone looked back down at their beers and pondered the dismal gruesome end to the poor human bean. The guy seated next to the Dad told him "He should have quit while he was a head"
Today 6:49 am
I like ketchup but when ya go out have a real good burger I mean a greasy tavern burger all ya really need is a dash of salt and pepper like the ketchup ruins the flavor
Now Fast Food burgers ya almost gotta drown them in ketchup and mustard packets get em down the hatch
Now Fast Food burgers ya almost gotta drown them in ketchup and mustard packets get em down the hatch
Today 7:07 am
I trying to stick to Mustard only. It's zero calories.TwoIfByTea » 21 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ I like ketchup but when ya go out have a real good burger I mean a greasy tavern burger all ya really need is a dash of salt and pepper like the ketchup ruins the flavor
Now Fast Food burgers ya almost gotta drown them in ketchup and mustard packets get em down the hatch
I loved a sloppy Big Mac or a Whopper... I boycotted all fast food after the Festerville French Fry Incident. The shyt is poison for profit anyway.
It looks like McD's stock had just rebounded from the aftermath only to fall again in the After MAGAmethics... That had performed very well in the miserable Biden Economy profiting off of 11$ #1 Meals. Every time a phook bought one he probably thought I gotta vote for Trump to get this price down. Now, there may be some truth to that. I am not entirely sure Joe was a secret lovers with the corps. The Great First State of Delaware is the World Capitol of Corps and Joe may have been getting 11 cents for every Big Mac Sold.
Both sides share a common enemy.. Everything is connected. Trump's Tiny White Balls are just two of the dots.
Today 7:11 am
I still like McRib when they are in season dont ask me why.JohnnyYou » 8 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ I trying to stick to Mustard only. It's zero calories.
I loved a sloppy Big Mac or a Whopper... I boycotted all fast food after the Festerville French Fry Incident. The shyt is poison for profit anyway.
It looks like McD's stock had just rebounded from the aftermath only to fall again in the After MAGAmethics... That had performed very well in the miserable Biden Economy profiting off of 11$ #1 Meals. Every time a phook bought one he probably thought I gotta vote for Trump to get this price down. Now, there may be some truth to that. I am not entirely sure Joe was a secret lovers with the corps. The Great First State of Delaware is the World Capitol of Corps and Joe may have been getting 11 cents for every Big Mac Sold.
Both sides share a common enemy.. Everything is connected. Trump's Tiny White Balls are just two of the dots.
Rest of the time I cant stand Fast Food Places just the Ingnorant People running the place or the Driveway Mob
Im not sure what B/K Taco Hell using make that stuff gives me Diarreah when I eat it
Today 7:26 am
Back in the early 2000's, an acquaintance of my son's got a job at Taco Bell...she stated the boxes of beef were stamped "USDA GRADE D, but edible for human consumption..."TwoIfByTea » 19 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ I still like McRib when they are in season dont ask me why.
Rest of the time I cant stand Fast Food Places just the Ingnorant People running the place or the Driveway Mob
Im not sure what B/K Taco Hell using make that stuff gives me Diarreah when I eat it
JuCo 5 percenter...
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime”
LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened."
brown's unheeded words of wisdom 
Today 9:00 am
Grade D....hmmmmROG62 » Today, 7:26 am » wrote: ↑ Back in the early 2000's, an acquaintance of my son's got a job at Taco Bell...she stated the boxes of beef were stamped "USDA GRADE D, but edible for human consumption..."
One of the C Ration main courses was "Pork Slices in Own Juices".
The ingredients included lymph nodes, pancreases, main arteries and snouts IIRC......
Today 9:03 am
Man I just puked up the pancake with sugar free syrup.. Hopefully Dr Worm Brain can keep the corps from poisoning us. But He'll probably just soak up the kick backs like Dr Phooci to poison us.*GHETTOBLASTER » 7 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Grade D....hmmmm
One of the C Ration main courses was "Pork Slices in Own Juices".
The ingredients included lymph nodes, pancreases, main arteries and snouts IIRC......
Today 9:03 am
Snouts....my fave...*GHETTOBLASTER » 7 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Grade D....hmmmm
One of the C Ration main courses was "Pork Slices in Own Juices".
The ingredients included lymph nodes, pancreases, main arteries and snouts IIRC......
Today 9:04 am
We do love our Scrapple here... We don't look at the ingredients.
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