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... When were approaching Mexia. I told my friend that it was pronounced mex-e-ah, and he said no, it was pronounced muh-hay-ah. We argued off and on until we pulled into Mexia. I pulled into the first place I saw and we got out of the car and went out inside. 

We walked up to counter and asked the girl behind the counter to, "Please tell my friend here where we are!" She looked me for a moment and then said, "Dairy Queen?"