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By Skans
11 May 2025 1:14 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Skans
11 May 2025 1:14 pm
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Women + Sense of Entitlement + Profit = National Holiday.  Now, make sure you kiss your wife and tell her that.
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11 May 2025 5:08 pm
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Skans » 11 May 2025, 1:14 pm » wrote: Women + Sense of Entitlement + Profit = National Holiday.  Now, make sure you kiss your wife and tell her that.

Not women. MOTHERS.
Please seat yourself.

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12 May 2025 7:31 am
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I broadened it out to "women" for a reason.  Wives expect Husbands to cater to them over Mother's Day Weekend. Doesn't matter if there's a kid around or not.
 
 
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12 May 2025 1:28 pm
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Skans » 12 May 2025, 7:31 am » wrote: I broadened it out to "women" for a reason.  Wives expect Husbands to cater to them over Mother's Day Weekend. Doesn't matter if there's a kid around or not.
What wives expect and what they get aren't always the same.
 
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12 May 2025 1:41 pm
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Cedar » 12 May 2025, 1:28 pm » wrote: What wives expect and what they get aren't always the same.
 
True.  And, when yours doesn't, how does that work out for you?
 
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12 May 2025 3:43 pm
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I always get jiggoloed out on mother's Day!
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12 May 2025 4:06 pm
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murdock » 12 May 2025, 3:43 pm » wrote: I always get jiggoloed out on mother's Day!
2 trees and 4 plants fo my massa on dis mudder's day.
 
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12 May 2025 6:17 pm
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Skans » 12 May 2025, 1:41 pm » wrote: True.  And, when yours doesn't, how does that work out for you?
She realized 37 years ago I'm an asshole and not to expect too much. I've never wished her a happy mothers day, but I did take her out for breakfast.....same as I have every Sunday for the past five years or so. :rofl:  
 
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12 May 2025 6:23 pm
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Does anybody buy Hallmark cards anymore. They are expensive as hell. Say one the other day, it was $8.00. Walmart, $1.50
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12 May 2025 6:54 pm
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Skans » 12 May 2025, 7:31 am » wrote: I broadened it out to "women" for a reason.  Wives expect Husbands to cater to them over Mother's Day Weekend. Doesn't matter if there's a kid around or not.

That would be the man's fault if that happens more than once...
Women can expect whatever they want.
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12 May 2025 7:02 pm
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Skans » 12 May 2025, 7:31 am » wrote: I broadened it out to "women" for a reason.  Wives expect Husbands to cater to them over Mother's Day Weekend. Doesn't matter if there's a kid around or not.
Ya, the old lady tries every year to guilt me into "getting her something because I always get you something for dad's day..."

A- I never asked for anything...
B- "you're not my mother and that's what you have two sons for"... 8-)  
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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13 May 2025 7:36 am
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ROG62 » 12 May 2025, 7:02 pm » wrote: Ya, the old lady tries every year to guilt me into "getting her something because I always get you something for dad's day..."

A- I never asked for anything...
B- "you're not my mother and that's what you have two sons for"... Image
 
Ooooooooooo!  Brrrrr, it's cold around ROG's house.  Ok, so you said it here on the internet.  I get it, your wife isn't interested in ever reading a "liberal" political chat-site. I say **** here too that I might not repeat to my wife. But............seriously????
 
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13 May 2025 9:37 am
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Skans » 13 May 2025, 7:36 am » wrote: Ooooooooooo!  Brrrrr, it's cold around ROG's house.  Ok, so you said it here on the internet.  I get it, your wife isn't interested in ever reading a "liberal" political chat-site. I say **** here too that I might not repeat to my wife. But............seriously????
ya, she calls me out on lots of ****...depending upon degree, it's "dork, dick or dickass"...it's what 46 "grueling" years does to a couple...BTW, we're in agreement with using the term "grueling"... :ninja:   :lol:  

she's all about cards, gifts, you name it...it's not me... I know, I know, I'm bound for Hell...
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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13 May 2025 9:54 am
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ROG62 » 13 May 2025, 9:37 am » wrote: ya, she calls me out on lots of ****...depending upon degree, it's "dork, dick or dickass"...it's what 46 "grueling" years does to a couple...BTW, we're in agreement with using the term "grueling"... Image   Image  

she's all about cards, gifts, you name it...it's not me... I know, I know, I'm bound for Hell...
"dickass" - - :die:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  

46 years is a long time. And, I thought 23 years was a long time.  You've got me beat by 2X :faint:  
 
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13 May 2025 10:50 am
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Skans » 13 May 2025, 9:54 am » wrote: "dickass" - - Image   Image   Image   Image  

46 years is a long time. And, I thought 23 years was a long time.  You've got me beat by 2X Image
I tell people I've been married for 370 years, every year feels like 10. :rofl:  
 
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13 May 2025 5:19 pm
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Skans » 13 May 2025, 9:54 am » wrote: "dickass" - - Image   Image   Image   Image  

46 years is a long time. And, I thought 23 years was a long time.  You've got me beat by 2X Image
46 years....it's why we're as tough as we are....oh, and very stubborn Germans...
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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