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"In a dramatic twist of irony, the Secret Service’s attempt to dismiss agents hired under Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives has been thwarted by an Obama-era judge, sources have confirmed.
The agency, which had been planning to return to a merit-based hiring system, was stopped in its tracks by a court ruling deeming the layoffs illegal.
In response, President Trump took a mischievous approach by reassigning these agents to provide personal security for former presidents Clinton, Obama, and Biden. However, the trio quickly declined the service, citing a preference for agents selected through traditional, merit-based criteria—specifically requesting male agents with robust resumes.
“This is about safety, not social experiments,” remarked one spokesperson, scrambling to handle the public relations fallout.
Caught in a bureaucratic bind, the Secret Service has been forced to shuffle assignments while it appeals the decision. Meanwhile, the rejected agents find themselves in a professional limbo, with some reportedly considering writing tell-all books about their brief stints protecting high-profile Democrats.
As of press time, the Secret Service recruitment page had quietly removed all mentions of DEI from its requirements, replacing them with old-school qualifications like “sharp shooting” and “sunglasses proficiency.”"