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This lawyer went to see his client in jail. He says to him "Well, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The client said "Just give me the bad news first and get it over with." The lawyer replies "Well your blood and dna tests came back. Your DNA was found everywhere in the crime scene. It was on the murder weapon, the body, the floor, the walls, the ceiling, the dog...just everywhere. There is nothing I can do. You are going to go to prison for the rest of your life-probably without a chance in hell for parole." The client replies "Holy **** man. Well what could possibly be the good news?" The lawyer responds "Well, your cholesterol level is only 120."

*GHETTO » wrote:

01 Feb 1970, 9:08 pm

When you see 1000s of people walking single file down the street with their hands on top of their heads....what is that...?

The Italians practicing for WW3.

 

I would have said the French.

Remember, French Army Rifle for sale.  Never Fired, Dropped once.

What do you call a laptop under a ***'s arm?





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Stolen.

What's transparent and lies in a ditch?





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A *** with the **** kicked outa him.

What's black & white and rolls around on the beach?



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A *** and a seagull fighting over a dead carp.