Who beat up big balls?

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By Johnny You
22 Aug 2025 7:07 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Who beat up big balls?

Reports indicate that Edward Coristine, also known as "Big Balls", a former Trump administration staffer, was assaulted in Washington D.C. by a group of teenagers during an alleged carjacking attempt
. Police have arrested two 15-year-olds in connection with the incident, charged with unarmed carjacking. Authorities also released photos of a person of interest involved in the attack.

According to the Daily Boast the 15 year old girl that punched him in the face has been released. The other 15 year old dude was not charged.

Hell of a punch for a young girl..   They had to deploy the National Guard.

 
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JohnnyYou » 22 Aug 2025, 7:07 pm » wrote: Who beat up big balls?

Reports indicate that Edward Coristine, also known as "Big Balls", a former Trump administration staffer, was assaulted in Washington D.C. by a group of teenagers during an alleged carjacking attempt
. Police have arrested two 15-year-olds in connection with the incident, charged with unarmed carjacking. Authorities also released photos of a person of interest involved in the attack.

According to the Daily Boast the 15 year old girl that punched him in the face has been released. The other 15 year old dude was not charged.

Hell of a punch for a young girl..   They had to deploy the National Guard
 
 
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22 Aug 2025 9:11 pm
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speechless?

Bet you think you can cut me down to size with that cave with two holes.

The winds are blowing ROG. You and I must come to Real Eyes

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It is just astounding a 15 year old girl punch to big balls face brought the National Guard to DC.

There were about 7 brave protestors in front of the Wawa in Easton MD yesterday. I think where they are they will show up MD Chart traffic cams. I don't have to go downtown to voice my dissent. The only political signs I have seen people wave in the town in 30 years is someone running for office asking for a vote. These people were straight up pissed off about facism in the US. I am sure ICE will show up and threaten to tatoo MS13 on our knuckles and take us to the Project 2025 Gulag if we don't shut the **** up and go home.

It's getting super bad.. Americans are getting super stressed and depressed. There is no escape from this end game into the Trumpblivion.

Slump a Dump Trump 2026.. Get his MAGA Scrotum suckers out of government from the top to the bottom. Tell your leaders to get their lips off his nads and do something right for a change.

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JohnnyYou » 22 Aug 2025, 7:07 pm » wrote: Who beat up big balls?

Reports indicate that Edward Coristine, also known as "Big Balls", a former Trump administration staffer, was assaulted in Washington D.C. by a group of teenagers during an alleged carjacking attempt
. Police have arrested two 15-year-olds in connection with the incident, charged with unarmed carjacking. Authorities also released photos of a person of interest involved in the attack.

According to the Daily Boast the 15 year old girl that punched him in the face has been released. The other 15 year old dude was not charged.

Hell of a punch for a young girl..   They had to deploy the National Guard.
These MAGAts are some serious pussies...
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JohnnyYou » 22 Aug 2025, 7:07 pm » wrote: Who beat up big balls?

Reports indicate that Edward Coristine, also known as "Big Balls", a former Trump administration staffer, was assaulted in Washington D.C. by a group of teenagers during an alleged carjacking attempt
. Police have arrested two 15-year-olds in connection with the incident, charged with unarmed carjacking. Authorities also released photos of a person of interest involved in the attack.

According to the Daily Boast the 15 year old girl that punched him in the face has been released. The other 15 year old dude was not charged.

Hell of a punch for a young girl..   They had to deploy the National Guard.
There was The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance..

And now there's The 15 Year Old Girl Who Bitchslapped Big Balls.
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Blackvegetable » 23 Aug 2025, 6:17 am » wrote: There was The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance..

And now there's The 15 Year Old Girl Who Bitchslapped Big Balls.
Jimmy's stew hurts..  It ain't got no meat in it and he ain't getting no phooking god damned pudding with it for desert.

What a mess BV..  You are totally vindicated in your claim that stupidity has turned us into a Facist Idiocracy.

I feel trapped in a bleak future.  I should be trying to move the refrigeration today here in the home office and it looks like the job is going to go cold as ice very soon.   I am not gonna get anything out of this place and will have to avoid the rag and get on LinkedIn.  I surely appreciate you brother.  You are a glimmer of at least some understanding of the reality of America.  This shyt is truly revolutionary.  If they allow people to read or know anything in the future about the past this will be remembered as a one of the darkest periods in the 250 year old expirement.

I wish they would all go fly a kite in a thunderstorm.  Maybe the sparks would woke them to the FrankEpstein they have become.

 
 
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Sole's girlfriend still doesn't seem to want to talk about it...

who was charged with assaulting big balls
Two 15-year-old teens from Hyattsville, Maryland, were arrested and charged with unarmed carjacking in the assault of Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old former government staffer also known by the nickname "Big Balls". The attack occurred on August 3, 2025, in Washington, D.C., and was part of an attempted carjacking involving a group of teens.
Key details about the charges and suspects:
The victim, Edward Coristine, was a former staffer for the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). He received the nickname "Big Balls" from his previous LinkedIn username.
The incident occurred in the early morning in the Logan Circle neighborhood. Coristine was with a woman when the group of teens approached them and demanded their vehicle.
The assault took place after Coristine push
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I guess I have to look for the Daily Beast Article.. The AI Godess seems to be complicit in the cover up. I guess I have to get more explicit in my inquiry. But I also need to back up my claim.. She's 15, She's Beautiful, just change her name.. She came on like a dream.

Who was chanrged with assaulting Edward Coristine
Two 15-year-old teens from Hyattsville, Maryland, were arrested and charged with assaulting Edward Coristine during an attempted carjacking in Washington, D.C., on August 3, 2025. Authorities have not released the names of the juvenile suspects.
Key details about the incident and ongoing case:
The attack: A group of teenagers, which included the arrested suspects, approached Coristine and a woman he was with, demanding their car. When Coristine pushed the woman into the car for safety, multiple teens allegedly beat him until police arrived on the scene.
Charges: The two teens were arrested at the scene and initially charged with unarmed carjacking. News reports from late August also state that they were charged with assault.
Court proceedings: In late August, a D.C. judge released the two teenagers into the custody of their caretakers with a strict curfew and electronic monitoring.
Other suspects: The Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) stated that multiple suspects involved in the attack fled the scene and remain outstanding. The MPD has also released photos of a person of interest in connection with the case.
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Ahhh, finally.. Money for Nuttin'! The Trendy Arugula Gang digs deep into our society.  It's probably super with mushrooms and orange vinagrette.

Did the Daily Beast report a 15 year old girl assaulted Edward Coristene?
Yes, The Daily Beast has reported on a 15-year-old girl being charged in connection with the assault on Edward Coristine.
Here are the details from their coverage:
In an August 22, 2025, article, The Daily Beast referenced a report by The Washington Post detailing the release of the two teenagers.
The article states that "the teens, a boy and a girl, both 15 and from Maryland, had been held at Washington, D.C.'s Youth Services Center since being charged in an alleged carjacking assault" that involved Edward Coristine.
The Daily Beast's reporting focused on Judge Kendra Briggs' decision to release the teens from detention back into their parents' custody.
An earlier Daily Beast article from August 7, 2025, also mentioned the incident, including Coristine's nickname "Big Balls".
 
 
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Maybe a search of The Court Records would have a hit for Edward Coristene. That would be definitive but illegal to share.
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JohnnyYou » 23 Aug 2025, 6:34 am » wrote: Jimmy's stew hurts..  It ain't got no meat in it and he ain't getting no phooking god damned pudding with it for desert.

What a mess BV..  You are totally vindicated in your claim that stupidity has turned us into a Facist Idiocracy.

I feel trapped in a bleak future.  I should be trying to move the refrigeration today here in the home office and it looks like the job is going to go cold as ice very soon.   I am not gonna get anything out of this place and will have to avoid the rag and get on LinkedIn.  I surely appreciate you brother.  You are a glimmer of at least some understanding of the reality of America.  This shyt is truly revolutionary.  If they allow people to read or know anything in the future about the past this will be remembered as a one of the darkest periods in the 250 year old expirement.

I wish they would all go fly a kite in a thunderstorm.  Maybe the sparks would woke them to the FrankEpstein they have become.
Sad, but with a glimmer of hope.


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JohnnyYou » 22 Aug 2025, 7:07 pm » wrote: Who beat up big balls?

Reports indicate that Edward Coristine, also known as "Big Balls", a former Trump administration staffer, was assaulted in Washington D.C. by a group of teenagers during an alleged carjacking attempt
. Police have arrested two 15-year-olds in connection with the incident, charged with unarmed carjacking. Authorities also released photos of a person of interest involved in the attack.

According to the Daily Boast the 15 year old girl that punched him in the face has been released. The other 15 year old dude was not charged.

Hell of a punch for a young girl..   They had to deploy the National Guard.

Panzee Americans....an evolutionary short-bus sub-species of the less evolved Africanized-American part of Black branch of humanity are unpredictable, primitive and are well known to explode into fits of violence.

Black Americans have a problem because Panzee-Americans and Africanized-Americans give all black people a "Black Eye" in our society....
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JohnnyYou » 22 Aug 2025, 9:11 pm » wrote: speechless?

Bet you think you can cut me down to size with that cave with two holes.

The winds are blowing ROG. You and I must come to Real Eyes

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I probably drifted off subconsciously hitting the submit button.... :roll:  
 
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