@Blackvegetable leave the mods alone, you coward. You brought this on yourself. If you weren't such a coward, then you would have answered it by now.Vegas » 03 Sep 2025, 11:07 am » wrote: ↑ My beloved forum members, please give a moment of silence for our wonderful moderator, Deezer. The poor guy has been belted by Veghead incessantly , begging him for help. Sadly, Deezer is on the verge of an epileptic seizure due to the nonstop flashing notifications every second.
We must pause to honor the greatest living performance in forum history: @Blackvegetable 's monthslong campaign to turn tagging moderators into an Olympic sport. For over two months, he has valiantly evaded a single question, not through reason, not through evidence, but through the pure, unrelenting power of “@Mods, please make the scary question go away. ”Let’s take a moment to appreciate the journey:At this point, the mods must feel like they’ve adopted him. He tags them more than their own families do. They probably get push notifications in their sleep: “Help, mods, someone asked me something again!” What we are witnessing is no longer debate. It’s performance art. It’s Shakespearean tragedy. A grown man, hiding behind the digital skirts of the very moderators he worships, begging them to shield him from accountability like medieval knights defending a trembling jester. So let us rise in ovation. Not for his answers (he has none), but for his persistence. For his courage. For his sheer willingness to sacrifice his dignity at the altar.
- Phase 1: Dodge, deflect, distract.
- Phase 2: Demand answers to his own questions.
- Phase 3: Desperate cries to the heavens, also known as the Moderator Tagging Marathon.
Two **** questions. Looks like I need to do your numbers.Blackvegetable » 03 Sep 2025, 12:53 pm » wrote: ↑ Why does herant you license to flaunt the only rule on this forum?
And what manner of steaming **** would go after me because you do so?
Oh just go suck his dick and be done with it, if you can get to it before bv.Vegas » 03 Sep 2025, 11:07 am » wrote: ↑ My beloved forum members, please give a moment of silence for our wonderful moderator, Deezer. The poor guy has been belted by Veghead incessantly , begging him for help. Sadly, Deezer is on the verge of an epileptic seizure due to the nonstop flashing notifications every second.
We must pause to honor the greatest living performance in forum history: @Blackvegetable 's monthslong campaign to turn tagging moderators into an Olympic sport. For over two months, he has valiantly evaded a single question, not through reason, not through evidence, but through the pure, unrelenting power of “@Mods, please make the scary question go away. ”Let’s take a moment to appreciate the journey:At this point, the mods must feel like they’ve adopted him. He tags them more than their own families do. They probably get push notifications in their sleep: “Help, mods, someone asked me something again!” What we are witnessing is no longer debate. It’s performance art. It’s Shakespearean tragedy. A grown man, hiding behind the digital skirts of the very moderators he worships, begging them to shield him from accountability like medieval knights defending a trembling jester. So let us rise in ovation. Not for his answers (he has none), but for his persistence. For his courage. For his sheer willingness to sacrifice his dignity at the altar.
- Phase 1: Dodge, deflect, distract.
- Phase 2: Demand answers to his own questions.
- Phase 3: Desperate cries to the heavens, also known as the Moderator Tagging Marathon.