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Imperial Wizard
6 Sep 2025 2:44 pm
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Here's the deal.  Each participating writer composes the next line to the story.  You compose one line, and the next writer composes the following line.  No writing two consecutive lines.

Tip: Compose a new paragraph for a new main idea.

I'll start.


Title: Black Vegetable and Johnny You

Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library.  [Next line, please!]
Toddster Patriot
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Title: Black Vegetable and Johnny You

Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women.
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Mrkelly
6 Sep 2025 3:42 pm
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:die:   More BV fanboys 
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murdock
6 Sep 2025 3:47 pm
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The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then...
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ROG62
6 Sep 2025 3:50 pm
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murdock » 06 Sep 2025, 3:47 pm » wrote: The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then...
they realized they were out of breath mints...
 
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Lisa 558
6 Sep 2025 3:51 pm
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ROG62 » 06 Sep 2025, 3:50 pm » wrote: they realized they were out of breath mints...
....when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up.....
 
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murdock
6 Sep 2025 4:08 pm
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Lisa558 » 06 Sep 2025, 3:51 pm » wrote: ....when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up.....

With his own pristine pink well used knee pads...
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Mrkelly
6 Sep 2025 4:09 pm
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Lisa558 » 06 Sep 2025, 3:51 pm » wrote: ....when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up.....
:die:  USMB kick you guys/gals  out?  :die:  
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murdock
6 Sep 2025 4:10 pm
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murdock » 06 Sep 2025, 4:08 pm » wrote: With his own pristine pink well used knee pads...

...with the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish...
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murdock
6 Sep 2025 4:14 pm
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murdock » 06 Sep 2025, 4:10 pm » wrote: ...with the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish...
... With just one glance both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition...

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Huey
6 Sep 2025 4:18 pm
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Mrkelly » 06 Sep 2025, 4:09 pm » wrote: Image  USMB kick you guys/gals  out?  Image

That would be BV Who has been twice booted from that place.
BV is in question time out indefinitely, until he takes the pledge to answer questions one for one.

The Pledge viewtopic.php?f=3&t=100927
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BV's Sporter Losshttps: viewtopic.php?p=2610828#p2610828
BV 33 miles: viewtopic.php?p=2747521#p2747521
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murdock
6 Sep 2025 4:19 pm
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Butt ranger Mr queerly keeps deleting his posts...
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Mrkelly
6 Sep 2025 4:23 pm
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*Huey » 06 Sep 2025, 4:18 pm » wrote: That would be BV Who has been twice booted from that place.
I bet this crew has too
 
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RebelGator
6 Sep 2025 5:12 pm
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Mrkelly » 06 Sep 2025, 4:23 pm » wrote: I bet this crew has too
......that is if I had any money, I'd make a wager. 
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Lisa558 » 06 Sep 2025, 3:51 pm » wrote: ....when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up.....

he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles
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Imperial Wizard
6 Sep 2025 5:39 pm
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Update with editing:


Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women.  The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then, they realized they were out of breath mints when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up (he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles).  Director Dribbles had his own pristine pink well used knee pads.  They had the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish.  With just one glance, both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition.

[Next paragraph, please!]


 
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Mrkelly
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ImperialWizard » 06 Sep 2025, 5:39 pm » wrote: Update with editing:

Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women.  The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then, they realized they were out of breath mints when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up (he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles).  Director Dribbles had his own pristine pink well used knee pads.  They had the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish.  With just one glance, both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition.

[Next paragraph, please!]
:die:  Not very good at this are you  :die:  
 
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Imperial Wizard
6 Sep 2025 6:01 pm
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Mrkelly » 06 Sep 2025, 5:51 pm » wrote: Image  Not very good at this are you  Image
Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women.  The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then, they realized they were out of breath mints when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up (he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles).  Director Dribbles had his own pristine pink well used knee pads.  They had the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish.  With just one glance, both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition.

Haughty and experienced Mr. Queerly laughed and said to BV and Johnny, "You're not very good at this, are you?"  :lol:  
 
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Mrkelly
6 Sep 2025 6:03 pm
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ImperialWizard » 06 Sep 2025, 6:01 pm » wrote: Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women.  The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then, they realized they were out of breath mints when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up (he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles).  Director Dribbles had his own pristine pink well used knee pads.  They had the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish.  With just one glance, both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition.

Haughty and experienced Mr. Queerly laughed and said to BV and Johnny, "You're not very good at this, are you?"  Image
:die:  See?
 
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