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Mrkelly » 06 Sep 2025, 6:03 pm » wrote: ↑

06 Sep 2025, 6:03 pm

  See?

Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women.  The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then, they realized they were out of breath mints when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly  showed up (he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles).  Director Dribbles had his own pristine pink well used knee pads.  They had the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish.  With just one glance, both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition.

Haughty and experienced Mr. Queerly laughed and said to BV and Johnny, "You're not very good at this, are you?" 

Johnny replied, "See here now, Dribbles; we've won the coveted Seattle Dildo Trophy 69 years running!"
 

Maine "Man" once said he served on a library board in Maine. Add that to your story. lol

Sick My Duck Quackers.
 
 

Eat two deep black vegetable balls and call me in the morning.. 

You're soaking in your own attention, like Palmolive...  Jerk it Baby..

youtube /watch?v=RtXGobX3sZs
 

SouthernAdolf » 06 Sep 2025, 6:31 pm » wrote: ↑

06 Sep 2025, 6:31 pm

Maine "Man" once said he served on a library board in Maine. Add that to your story. lol

I certainly admired the Captain. I do miss him. He coordinated live fire from naval vessels.

He taught me that Ezekiel 23 was a P Diddy Freak Off and not recommended elementary school curricullum.

AI Overview
Ezekiel 23 uses a vivid allegory of two sisters, Oholah (Samaria) and Oholibah (Jerusalem), who commit adultery with various nations and their idols, representing the unfaithfulness of the Northern and Southern Kingdoms to God. The chapter details their history of spiritual whoredom, the resulting judgment from God, and the severe punishments, including being left naked, stripped of possessions, and facing death at the hands of their lovers, the Babylonians, Chaldeans, and Assyrians. This serves as a powerful warning against idolatry and unfaithfulness. 
Here's a summary of the key events and themes in Ezekiel 23:

• The Allegory of Oholah and Oholibah:
  The chapter begins by describing two sisters, born of the same mother, who are both unfaithful to God, their true husband. 
  • Oholah (Samaria): The elder sister, representing the Northern Kingdom of Israel, indulged in lustful practices with the Assyrians. 
  • Oholibah (Jerusalem): The younger sister, representing the Southern Kingdom of Judah, initially remained faithful but became even more corrupt than Oholah. She too became a whore, turning to her lovers, the Babylonians, and other nations, even defiling herself with their idols. 
• no spam  and Judgment:
  God declares His righteous anger and jealousy against their adultery. He states that He will stir up the lovers whom they had despised to bring them to their own destruction. 
• no spam :
  The punishment described is harsh and humiliating, mirroring the consequences of their sexual immorality: 
  • They will be handed over to the nations they hated. 
  • Their lovers will strip them of their clothes, fine jewelry, and possessions. 
  • Their nakedness and the shame of their prostitution will be exposed. 
  • They will face a brutal punishment, including being stoned and cut down by the sword. 
  • Their sons and daughters will be killed, and their houses burned. 
• The Purpose of the Judgment:
  God's aim is to purge the land of their outrageous sin and the lewdness and idolatry that began in Egypt, so that other women (representing other nations) will take warning and not imitate their depraved actions. 
• no spam :
  The chapter concludes with a warning and an affirmation of God's sovereignty. By suffering the consequences of their actions, they will finally know that the Lord God has spoken. 

 

Man, they were into holes back then.. I bet P Diddy raped them too.

Oholah (Samaria) and Oholibah (Jerusalem)

Oh Holy Bah, the silent night is calling...
 
Anyway the wind blows is binary in a cave with two holes.

Look in your neighbors left ear.. Can you see straight on through to the other side?

youtu.be/NFeUko-lQHg?si=C_PhhpVi5gSEAihN
 

Mrkelly » 06 Sep 2025, 4:09 pm » wrote: ↑

06 Sep 2025, 4:09 pm

  USMB kick you guys/gals  out? 

LOL.  Ya got to be kidding.  I'm up to 27 accounts.  Wooooo!      
 

Lisa558 » 06 Oct 2025, 8:00 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:00 am

LOL.  Ya got to be kidding.  I'm up to 27 accounts.  Wooooo!    

  You must be SO proud   
 

Mrkelly » 06 Oct 2025, 8:07 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:07 am

  You must be SO proud 

You're pounding on the ground with laughter for that?  You must have a rich life.

Lisa558 » 06 Oct 2025, 8:09 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:09 am

You're pounding on the ground with laughter for that?  You must have a rich life.

  you say that after bragging that you have 27 SOKS?   

there is help for lonely, needy people like you   

Mrkelly » 06 Oct 2025, 8:11 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:11 am

  you say that after bragging that you have 27 SOKS?   

there is help for lonely, needy people like you 

Says the 10K+ homo who posts on Christmas day.  lmao

Lisa558 » 06 Oct 2025, 8:13 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:13 am

Says the 10K+ homo who posts on Christmas day.  lmao

  stalker?   

Mrkelly » 06 Oct 2025, 8:14 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:14 am

  stalker? 

It's right on your profile, brain surgeon.      

Lisa558 » 06 Oct 2025, 8:21 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:21 am

It's right on your profile, brain surgeon.    

  like I said   

Mrkelly » 06 Oct 2025, 8:22 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:22 am

  like I said 

u said what?

Mrkelly » 06 Sep 2025, 3:42 pm » wrote: ↑

06 Sep 2025, 3:42 pm

   More BV fanboys

The love is palpable

Lisa558 » 06 Oct 2025, 8:24 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:24 am

u said what?

  stalker   

Mrkelly » 06 Oct 2025, 8:26 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:26 am

  stalker 

yes u r

Blackvegetable » 06 Oct 2025, 8:25 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:25 am

The love is palpable

What would they do without you?

that circle ain’t gonna jerk itself 
 

Mrkelly » 06 Oct 2025, 8:07 am » wrote: ↑

06 Oct 2025, 8:07 am

  You must be SO proud 

I try not to judge.

I really try.

But the amount of work that goes into creating that many accounts...