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Cannonpointer
6 Oct 2025 8:49 am
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murdock » 06 Sep 2025, 4:08 pm » wrote: With his own pristine pink well used knee pads...
Pristine and well used?

Final answer?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Mrkelly
6 Oct 2025 8:49 am
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Cannonpointer » 06 Oct 2025, 8:47 am » wrote: I try not to judge.

I really try.

But the amount of work that goes into creating that many accounts...
Everyone needs a hobby I guess
 
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Lisa 558
6 Oct 2025 8:54 am
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Cannonpointer » 06 Oct 2025, 8:47 am » wrote: I try not to judge.

I really try.

But the amount of work that goes into creating that many accounts...

I'm just yanking Mr Qweerly' s chain with an inside joke.  There's a rabid zionist on USMB who throws out all kinds of numbers on people's socks.  I am the beneficiary of 80 accounts.  
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Lisa 558
6 Oct 2025 8:55 am
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Mrkelly » 06 Oct 2025, 8:49 am » wrote: Everyone needs a hobby I guess

And you need the money, shill.
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Cannonpointer
6 Oct 2025 8:59 am
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Lisa558 » 06 Oct 2025, 8:54 am » wrote: I'm just yanking Mr Qweerly' s chain with an inside joke.  There's a rabid zionist on USMB who throws out all kinds of numbers on people's socks.  I am the beneficiary of 80 accounts.
That makes sense - thanks for the clarification. :)
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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nefarious101
6 Oct 2025 9:03 am
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Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women. The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then, they realized they were out of breath mints when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly showed up (he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles). Director Dribbles had his own pristine pink well used knee pads. They had the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish. With just one glance, both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition.

Haughty and experienced Mr. Queerly laughed and said to BV and Johnny, "You're not very good at this, are you?"

Johnny replied, "See here now, Dribbles; we've won the coveted Seattle Dildo Trophy 69 years running!"


Suddenly for some unknown reason Dribbles dropped to his knees pleading for man gravy...just like dear ole Dad used to serve up when Momma went shopping.

But alas....BV the LGBT Dickhead and Johnny You of Panzeeia had already transitioned telling Dribbles there will be no man gravy served up fresh and piping hot on this day.
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