I suppose while we are at it should tell ya about the "Personal Ads".
Back 1990s I put an ad in the Newspaper personals.
Janice called left me a voicemail and her phone number.
I called her back she sounded so sweet on the phone.
She lived in Whitewater way past Lake Geneva.
I drove out there she was 19 hadda baby too.
Her Momma was there too but she left us alone.
Dinner was Kraft Spaghetti in a box.
I was thinking away outta there and she came out in her "Nightie".
Im like look ya didnt tell me on phone about kid mom all that okay..
She got that look in her eyes and got on her knees pulled my pants down..
After awhile I so hard I had no choice stay the night now.
She got down on her fat flabby knees started fingering her ****** now and said "**** Me" honey lets go Im wet..
Not the best F-word I ever had..
That said she did suck me off best didnt even scrape teeth like she knew what she was doing