Pastelli » 10 Oct 2025, 3:50 am » wrote: ↑ Oh, sure; I could just look this up in some online dictionary; but I thought it would be nice to do this as a community forum project. We are a "community," right?
It would be a plus to tell when you first heard the term. Other commentary is welcome.
Okay, I will start. Let's get the laughs going!
*** -- an timeless classic
Boot Lip
Typical Boot -- A term describing the typically bad behavior of a ***
Coon -- I had a boss who would always say, "I'm goin' huntin' for two legged coons!"
Spook
Spoon -- I had a neighbor who always said this. Not sure if he just made it up. It is, of course, a combo of spook and coon.
Okay, next!
Example:Pastelli » 10 Oct 2025, 3:50 am » wrote: ↑
Typical Boot -- A term describing the typically bad behavior of a ***
Pastelli » 10 Oct 2025, 10:45 am » wrote: ↑ Example:
I worked in a grocery store while in high school. I learned about the world really fast. There was a She Boon who changed her little monkey's diaper in aisle 10. The negress discarded the used diaper and took a brand new diaper out of a box. Someone told me about it and my reaction was, "Typical Boot."
At this point the reader will assume that the "learning experience" occurred during this period of retail apprenticeship.I worked in a grocery store while in high school. I learned about the world really fast.
Good heavens! What animals are these....There was a She Boon who changed her little monkey's diaper in aisle 10. The negress discarded the used diaper and took a brand new diaper out of a box.
Someone told me about it
if this second hand tale served as your introduction to this world, how would you know what is "typical"?"Typical Boot."
Whose sok are you? You have only 74 posts and you choose to start an OP that sounds like something a 6th grader would post.Pastelli » 10 Oct 2025, 3:50 am » wrote: ↑ Oh, sure; I could just look this up in some online dictionary; but I thought it would be nice to do this as a community forum project. We are a "community," right?
It would be a plus to tell when you first heard the term. Other commentary is welcome.
Okay, I will start. Let's get the laughs going!
*** -- an timeless classic
Boot Lip
Typical Boot -- A term describing the typically bad behavior of a ***
Coon -- I had a boss who would always say, "I'm goin' huntin' for two legged coons!"
Spook
Spoon -- I had a neighbor who always said this. Not sure if he just made it up. It is, of course, a combo of spook and coon.
Okay, next!
Blackvegetable » 10 Oct 2025, 11:10 am » wrote: ↑ At this point the reader will assume that the "learning experience" occurred during this period of retail apprenticeship.
And our author does not disappoint..
Good heavens! What animals are these....
You live to bear witness...
No, wait...
Ohhhhhh....
And your response?
if this second hand tale served as your introduction to this world, how would you know what is "typical"?
You people are so **** stupid you should kill yourselves.
Rico Suave....Aisle Eight.Blackvegetable » 10 Oct 2025, 11:10 am » wrote: ↑ At this point the reader will assume that the "learning experience" occurred during this period of retail apprenticeship.
And our author does not disappoint..
Good heavens! What animals are these....
You live to bear witness...
No, wait...
Ohhhhhh....
And your response?
if this second hand tale served as your introduction to this world, how would you know what is "typical"?
You people are so **** stupid you should kill yourselves.
Pastelli » 10 Oct 2025, 3:50 am » wrote: ↑ Oh, sure; I could just look this up in some online dictionary; but I thought it would be nice to do this as a community forum project. We are a "community," right?
It would be a plus to tell when you first heard the term. Other commentary is welcome.
Okay, I will start. Let's get the laughs going!
*** -- an timeless classic
Boot Lip
Typical Boot -- A term describing the typically bad behavior of a ***
Coon -- I had a boss who would always say, "I'm goin' huntin' for two legged coons!"
Spook
Spoon -- I had a neighbor who always said this. Not sure if he just made it up. It is, of course, a combo of spook and coon.
Okay, next!
Suck it up, Buttercup.....I think you should be hung though, if that helps.
Blackvegetable » 10 Oct 2025, 11:10 am » wrote: ↑ At this point the reader will assume that the "learning experience" occurred during this period of retail apprenticeship.
And our author does not disappoint..
Good heavens! What animals are these....
You live to bear witness...
No, wait...
Ohhhhhh....
And your response?
if this second hand tale served as your introduction to this world, how would you know what is "typical"?
You people are so **** stupid you should kill yourselves.
You would know all about BBC.
Sure, Son of Zeet...
Dribbles just told us what on his mind

Do you suffer from sub atomic penis syndrome? I got news for you. Your brain is smaller.PhiloBeddo » 11 Oct 2025, 1:24 pm » wrote: ↑ I was always partial of Porch Monkey. Although, Spear Chucker is not bad either.