MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑ Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car.Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.
Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:
A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.”
I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.
Stay strong out there.
Made right here in Georgia...
MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑ Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car.Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.
Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:
A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.”
I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.
Stay strong out there.

Yeah, isn't life a bitch?MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑ Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car.Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.
Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:
A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.”
I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.
Stay strong out there.
How do you do it? I mean, we're talking the Nobel and / or The Presidential Medal of Freedom here...MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑ Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car.Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.
Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:
A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.”
I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.
Stay strong out there.
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom Such a gutsy move...DeezerShoove » 19 Oct 2025, 1:13 pm » wrote: ↑ It's a tough world out there.
I was embarrassed to drive past the Nok Ings crowd in a paid-for new pick up truck yesterday. So, I thought it would distract them if I flipped the bird to the tiny strip of self-righteousness holding ineffectual signs of terror and grief. My embarrassment of riches balanced out their embarrassment of futility.
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom Every human reality corrupts life adapting in this atmosphere daily and not a character's soul is willing to let go of the idea now isn't eternity where genetic outcomes only exist as eternally separated now balancing as displaced and no reality balances to living eternal separation by generation gaps arriving one great great grandchild at a time replacing their 30 previous ancestors denied now is eternity throughout history so far.Deezer Shoove » 19 Oct 2025, 1:13 pm » wrote: ↑ It's a tough world out there.
I was embarrassed to drive past the Nok Ings crowd in a paid-for new pick up truck yesterday. So, I thought it would distract them if I flipped the bird to the tiny strip of self-righteousness holding ineffectual signs of terror and grief. My embarrassment of riches balanced out their embarrassment of futility.
:wah:
MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑ Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car.Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.
Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:
A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.”
I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.
Stay strong out there.
Huh.MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑ Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car.Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.
Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:
A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.”
I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.
Stay strong out there.
I bought Subaru. With a J series VIN. That means it was built in Japan, by workers I respect and trust to build my ride. I ALWAYS buy J series.
Better hope it wasn't built on a Monday (hangover day) or a Friday (I'm gettin' the **** out of here day).
I'm just glad to see the cocksuckers changed their minds about having a king in the whitehouse. They were all for it on either side of either of Trump's administrations. I wish they would tell us what caused them to change their minds.DeezerShoove » 19 Oct 2025, 1:13 pm » wrote: ↑ It's a tough world out there.
I was embarrassed to drive past the Nok Ings crowd in a paid-for new pick up truck yesterday. So, I thought it would distract them if I flipped the bird to the tiny strip of self-righteousness holding ineffectual signs of terror and grief. My embarrassment of riches balanced out their embarrassment of futility.
My deal fell through at Gaza Motors....I couldn't trust them after I heard some of the excuses they were making.Cannonpointer » 19 Oct 2025, 6:26 pm » wrote: ↑ I bought Subaru. With a J series VIN. That means it was built in Japan, by workers I respect and trust to build my ride. I ALWAYS buy J series.
I paid no tariff.
It is difficult to ascertain the ebb and flow of such complexities.Cannonpointer » 19 Oct 2025, 6:29 pm » wrote: ↑ I'm just glad to see the cocksuckers changed their minds about having a king in the whitehouse. They were all for it on either side of either of Trump's administrations. I wish they would tell us what caused them to change their minds.

Open air prisons do not build cars, fruitcake.RebelGator » 19 Oct 2025, 6:31 pm » wrote: ↑ My deal fell through at Gaza Motors....I couldn't trust them after I heard some of the excuses they were making.
this character's mind ^^^^^ calling other people of character idiots while all realities ignore the same universal constant about why they exist proportionately alive in plain sight limited to living by heart beating forward in a series parallel situation since common point of arrival, personally conceived, into their relative time displaced here an an equal changing total sum part of the whole perpetually balancing universe never same details twice.Blackvegetable » 20 Oct 2025, 7:08 am » wrote: ↑ @MR-7 and @Deezer Shoove have splurged on new cars.....with all the prosperity they have enjoyed over the past 10 months.
@MR-7 proudly flies his "buy american" sticker on his Kia. **** your choice if you don't want to burn rice..
these people are **** idiots.
Yeppers....2025 Hyundai PALISADE Calligraphy Night Edition....made right hereBlackvegetable » 20 Oct 2025, 7:08 am » wrote: ↑ @MR-7 and @Deezer Shoove have splurged on new cars.....with all the prosperity they have enjoyed over the past 10 months.
@MR-7 proudly flies his "buy american" sticker on his Kia. **** your choice if you don't want to burn rice..
these people are **** idiots.
