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MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑ Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car.Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.
Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:
A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.”
I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.
Stay strong out there.
No, I don't Johnny. Why?
My state is ranked #1 in the United States for higher education. It’s held that top spot for 9 years straight, according to U.S. News & World Report’s 2025 rankings
That would make you a Masshole...MR-7 » 20 Oct 2025, 11:00 am » wrote: ↑ My state is ranked #1 in the United States for higher education. It’s held that top spot for 9 years straight, according to U.S. News & World Report’s 2025 rankings
Florida is Ranked #1 in Higher Education for 9 Years in a Row - State University System of Florida
she uglyMR-7 » 20 Oct 2025, 9:21 am » wrote: ↑ I'm washing this peach for you really good Roshambo. You just gotz
to wait a little longer. Hambo for my Roshambo.
I heard they are going to go up dramatically if the Republicans get there way with the shytdown.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U ... attainment
You also heard Joe was as smart as a tack, and you fell for it.JohnnyYou » 20 Oct 2025, 11:13 am » wrote: ↑ I heard they are going to go up dramatically if the Republicans get there way with the shytdown.
Somebody pays..MR-7 » 20 Oct 2025, 11:19 am » wrote: ↑ You also heard Joe was as smart as a tack, and you fell for it.My healthcare cost me zero...
well good for you...glad to see you stepping out...Cannonpointer » 20 Oct 2025, 9:16 am » wrote: ↑ All wheel drive. Highest safety ratings in America. Lowest maintenance cost. Best resale value. Most reliable.
Literally beating everyone in every category. Unparalleled.
On top of that, my previous vehicle was a Prius, which is outright queer as a three dollar bill. I would hit on a chick, and she would try to set me up with her funny-boy brother.
Driving a lesbian vehicle is an enormous step up for me. Who knows, I could maybe get cock-teased one of these days - make it to second base.
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom and that means what? Best system of teaching self deception to each next generation recorded in history of human behavior never changing what people mind possible ignoring the one thing that never physically happens as defined by relative time logistics working economic futures daily here.MR-7 » 20 Oct 2025, 11:00 am » wrote: ↑ My state is ranked #1 in the United States for higher education. It’s held that top spot for 9 years straight, according to U.S. News & World Report’s 2025 rankings
Lots and lots of rain and sudden downpours turn roads into slip-n-slides. AWD helps prevent hydroplaning by distributing power to all wheels for better grip. Then, there is the sugar sand, boat ramps, and unpaved trails. AWD keeps you from getting stuck like a tourist in flip-flops. AWD Lock mode (like in the Palisade) can force 50/50 torque split for max traction. AWD in Florida isn’t just for snowbirds—it’s for rain warriors, ramp bosses, and beach cruisers. Subaru and Audi have the AWD system in all their cars. I know Subaru does.
Blackvegetable » 20 Oct 2025, 10:28 am » wrote: ↑ I drive a 2019....a car I spent months chasing.
Sometimes they're just old, geezer....
It means that the other 49 states followed.
I'm not..DeezerShoove » 20 Oct 2025, 1:01 pm » wrote: ↑ Why are you seeking validation? I could not possibly care less about you.
You're a **** full-of-**** troll. You eat **** here every day from what I see.
So you drive a beater. Good for you.
I have a 1948 8N. The upholstery is still as good as new.
:rofl:MR-7 » 20 Oct 2025, 12:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Lots and lots of rain and sudden downpours turn roads into slip-n-slides. AWD helps prevent hydroplaning by distributing power to all wheels for better grip. Then, there is the sugar sand, boat ramps, and unpaved trails. AWD keeps you from getting stuck like a tourist in flip-flops. AWD Lock mode (like in the Palisade) can force 50/50 torque split for max traction. AWD in Florida isn’t just for snowbirds—it’s for rain warriors, ramp bosses, and beach cruisers. Subaru and Audi have the AWD system in all their cars. I know Subaru does.