The monsters a$$
By murdock
23 Oct 2025 6:28 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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23 Oct 2025 6:28 pm
"The Monster’s a$$"
(sung to the tune of "The monster mash")
I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sigh tFor my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise I saw his a$$,
I saw the monster’s a$$The monster’s a$$,
it was a graveyard smash He showed his a$$, it caught on in a flash He showed his a$$, I saw the monsters a$$ From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They saw his a$$, they saw the monster’s a$$The monster's a$$, it was a hairy a$$He showed his a$$, it caught on in a flash They saw his a$$, they saw the monsters a$$
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman Dracula, and his son The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five' They saw his a$$, they displayed the monsters a$$.The monster’s a$$, it was a hairy a$$They saw his a$$, it caught on in a flash They showed the monsters a$$, they saw the monsters a$$! Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing Opened the lid and shook his fist and said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"
It's now his a$$, it's now the monster’s a$$.The monster’s a$$, and it's a huge hairy a$$It's his a$$, it caught on in a flash I saw his a$$, I saw the monsters a$$! Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster's a$$ is the hit of the land For you, the living, this a$$ was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you Then you can see his a$$, you can see the monster's a$$The monster's a$$, and see the monsters a$$Then you'll see his a$$, you will catch on in a flash Then you can mash, then you can see monster's a$$ Wah-ooh, argh, monster's a$$, wah-ooh Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy Argh, mash good, mm, argh Monsters a$$, wah-ooh, monster's a$$, wah-ooh
(sung to the tune of "The monster mash")
I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sigh tFor my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise I saw his a$$,
I saw the monster’s a$$The monster’s a$$,
it was a graveyard smash He showed his a$$, it caught on in a flash He showed his a$$, I saw the monsters a$$ From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They saw his a$$, they saw the monster’s a$$The monster's a$$, it was a hairy a$$He showed his a$$, it caught on in a flash They saw his a$$, they saw the monsters a$$
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman Dracula, and his son The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five' They saw his a$$, they displayed the monsters a$$.The monster’s a$$, it was a hairy a$$They saw his a$$, it caught on in a flash They showed the monsters a$$, they saw the monsters a$$! Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing Opened the lid and shook his fist and said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"
It's now his a$$, it's now the monster’s a$$.The monster’s a$$, and it's a huge hairy a$$It's his a$$, it caught on in a flash I saw his a$$, I saw the monsters a$$! Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster's a$$ is the hit of the land For you, the living, this a$$ was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you Then you can see his a$$, you can see the monster's a$$The monster's a$$, and see the monsters a$$Then you'll see his a$$, you will catch on in a flash Then you can mash, then you can see monster's a$$ Wah-ooh, argh, monster's a$$, wah-ooh Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy Argh, mash good, mm, argh Monsters a$$, wah-ooh, monster's a$$, wah-ooh
23 Oct 2025 6:30 pm
23 Oct 2025 7:52 pm
TwoIfByTea » 23 Oct 2025, 6:30 pm » wrote: ↑ Im "bumping" this because I wondering if sombody else figure that all out
You stupid.
28 Oct 2025 1:59 am
23 Nov 2025 8:50 pm
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