MR-7 » 26 Oct 2025, 1:07 pm » wrote: ↑ Can someone explain how Trump has more peace deals than I have socks? Like, I blink and suddenly he’s shaking hands with another country that used to hate us. Is he trading them for NFTs or what?
TRUMP: “Hey, you two have been at war for 50 years. Ever tried... not doing that?” Peace deal signed in 3 minutes.
It’s obvious. He’s using the ancient art of “Big Mac Diplomacy.”
Step 1: Invite world leader to Mar-a-Lago
Step 2: Serve them a Filet-O-Fish
Step 3: World peace
Step 4: Profit
I’m not saying he’s a wizard, but if he shows up in a robe with a staff and says “Peaceus Maximus,” I won’t be surprised.
Just checked the news. He signed another one. This time between two countries I thought were fictional. I give up. The man’s running a geopolitical Groupon.

now you did it! You've gone and upset the children! *shakes fist*MR-7 » 26 Oct 2025, 1:07 pm » wrote: ↑ Can someone explain how Trump has more peace deals than I have socks? Like, I blink and suddenly he’s shaking hands with another country that used to hate us. Is he trading them for NFTs or what?
TRUMP: “Hey, you two have been at war for 50 years. Ever tried... not doing that?” Peace deal signed in 3 minutes.
It’s obvious. He’s using the ancient art of “Big Mac Diplomacy.”
Step 1: Invite world leader to Mar-a-Lago
Step 2: Serve them a Filet-O-Fish
Step 3: World peace
Step 4: Profit
I’m not saying he’s a wizard, but if he shows up in a robe with a staff and says “Peaceus Maximus,” I won’t be surprised.
Just checked the news. He signed another one. This time between two countries I thought were fictional. I give up. The man’s running a geopolitical Groupon.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fTBsIJ3VctcMR-7 » 26 Oct 2025, 1:07 pm » wrote: ↑ Can someone explain how Trump has more peace deals than I have socks? Like, I blink and suddenly he’s shaking hands with another country that used to hate us. Is he trading them for NFTs or what?
TRUMP: “Hey, you two have been at war for 50 years. Ever tried... not doing that?” Peace deal signed in 3 minutes.
It’s obvious. He’s using the ancient art of “Big Mac Diplomacy.”
Step 1: Invite world leader to Mar-a-Lago
Step 2: Serve them a Filet-O-Fish
Step 3: World peace
Step 4: Profit
I’m not saying he’s a wizard, but if he shows up in a robe with a staff and says “Peaceus Maximus,” I won’t be surprised.
Just checked the news. He signed another one. This time between two countries I thought were fictional. I give up. The man’s running a geopolitical Groupon.
Hell, he can't even pronounce these countries..MR-7 » 26 Oct 2025, 1:07 pm » wrote: ↑ Can someone explain how Trump has more peace deals than I have socks? Like, I blink and suddenly he’s shaking hands with another country that used to hate us. Is he trading them for NFTs or what?
TRUMP: “Hey, you two have been at war for 50 years. Ever tried... not doing that?” Peace deal signed in 3 minutes.
It’s obvious. He’s using the ancient art of “Big Mac Diplomacy.”
Step 1: Invite world leader to Mar-a-Lago
Step 2: Serve them a Filet-O-Fish
Step 3: World peace
Step 4: Profit
I’m not saying he’s a wizard, but if he shows up in a robe with a staff and says “Peaceus Maximus,” I won’t be surprised.
Just checked the news. He signed another one. This time between two countries I thought were fictional. I give up. The man’s running a geopolitical Groupon.
But this is NOT gay?
NO! But this is..