"The federal government is responding [to this economic / financial] crisis w/ decisive action." ~
DUBYA
Retarded Boomer: Oh thank God, now our 401Ks and pensions are saved.
Me / other non-retarded Americans: Um, didn't you guys say you loved "Free markets?" What happened to letting markets and **** companies collapse? LOL
Retarded Boomer: Oh yes, I support the free market...except when the prices of my assets go down. Then I don't like it and want the GUBMINT to come in and save us with endless QE via the central banks.
Also I don't like it when that NEGRO Obama spends FEDERAL GUBMINT money, but I'm ok w/ that when a God FEARING Patriot like tRump does the same thing.
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[Boomers then wonder why everybody under the age of 40 hates them and wants to leave them in a nursing home to rot for their last miserable years]