Hypocritical Joke of the year, and other jokes

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By murdock
26 Nov 2025 4:22 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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sole
16 Dec 2025 5:51 am
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murdock » 15 Dec 2025, 6:21 pm » wrote: 1. Pull horse dick out of your mothers ***. 
2. Shove it up yours.
3. Blather, rinse, repeat.
Can't. That scenario never happened while she was alive or since died 19 years ago. ironic how 19 years ago I started my bloodless Armageddon experiment in cyberspace using free message boards. Within 3 years Tea Party erupted and was relabeled MAGA movement in 2016
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16 Dec 2025 5:54 am
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oops! double post,
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murdock
16 Dec 2025 7:55 am
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Oops! 3 horse cocks in your *** again!
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16 Dec 2025 8:06 am
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murdock » 16 Dec 2025, 8:55 am » wrote: Oops! 3 horse cocks in your *** again!
Explain how that is physically possible? You make up metaphors without ever explaining how evolving happens in plain sight. Your mind is a total waste of an ancestral brain developed after conception.

Explain what part of a human fertilized cell became the brain of the infant at birth? nucleus the home of your combined chromosomes of previous generation gaps since inception of human original 16 great great grandparent generation reproducing half life ancestral positions since.
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murdock
16 Dec 2025 8:13 am
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*31stArrival » 16 Dec 2025, 9:06 am » wrote: Explain how that is physically possible? You make up metaphors without ever explaining how evolving happens in plain sight. Your mind is a total waste of an ancestral brain developed after conception.

Explain what part of a human fertilized cell became the brain of the infant at birth? nucleus the home of your combined chromosomes of previous generation gaps since inception of human original 16 great great grandparent generation reproducing half life ancestral positions since.
^^^Look! It's the lone cock ranger! Triggered! Hurry up in the stables Slurpy! The horse cocks are calling you! 

Now, babble on you **** spewing piece of ****!
 
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16 Dec 2025 8:15 am
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murdock » 16 Dec 2025, 9:13 am » wrote: ^^^Look! It's the lone cock ranger! Triggered! Hurry up in the stables Slurpy! The horse cocks are calling you! 

Now, babble on you **** spewing piece of ****!
 
Look the avoider of self evident time alive, stays on message denying all he was since arriving a fertilize cell. Only defending who he intellectually believes he became after birth defined by social consensus of people denying now is eternity.
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16 Dec 2025 4:55 pm
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*31stArrival » 16 Dec 2025, 9:15 am » wrote: Look the avoider of self evident time alive, stays on message denying all he was since arriving a fertilize cell. Only defending who he intellectually believes he became after birth defined by social consensus of people denying now is eternity.


^^^Look! It's the lone cock ranger! Triggered! Hurry up in the stables Slurpy! The horse cocks are calling you! 

Now, babble on you **** spewing piece of ****!
 
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17 Dec 2025 3:05 am
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murdock » 16 Dec 2025, 5:55 pm » wrote: ^^^Look! It's the lone cock ranger! Triggered! Hurry up in the stables Slurpy! The horse cocks are calling you! 

Now, babble on you **** spewing piece of ****!
 
Why are you genetically here only defining yourself as how to stay in character on a world stage of socially manifested ideologies?

A personal brain navigates time being alive and a social mind defines life beyond adapting in space being one of a kind as specifically here. Being as a verb isn't the same thing as the same word becoming a noun or an adjective

Funny how any language just doesn't keep evolving as inhabiting space since conception and evolution of ancestral lineages lived so far in the same time frame of simply adapting to the moment here.

Whom benefits most when ancestors only see themselves as people divided topics of race, creed, color, national origin, gender biases, possibilities of being anything other than just what each has been since arriving in a specific generation gap of a specific ancestral lineage always changing form per heart beat forward now.

Those that control the local narrative or those defining better tomorrows than all the yesterdays combined until the moment here?
Life is experienced by compounding heart beats and combined choices living while simply adapting to the time alive now as specifically here in this atmosphere.

See how easy it is to recognize self evident results being one yourself?
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17 Dec 2025 3:08 am
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A daughter informed her Irish Mother "Mum, I think I'm pregnant!".. Mum: "Are you sure it's yours?"
 
 
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*31stArrival » 17 Dec 2025, 4:05 am » wrote: Why are you genetically here only defining yourself as how to stay in character on a world stage of socially manifested ideologies?

A personal brain navigates time being alive and a social mind defines life beyond adapting in space being one of a kind as specifically here. Being as a verb isn't the same thing as the same word becoming a noun or an adjective

Funny how any language just doesn't keep evolving as inhabiting space since conception and evolution of ancestral lineages lived so far in the same time frame of simply adapting to the moment here.
Funny how if you were a stand up comedian.. everyone would stand up and walk out.
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17 Dec 2025 3:30 am
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Johnny You » 17 Dec 2025, 4:10 am » wrote: Funny how if you were a stand up comedian.. everyone would stand up and walk out.
Nobody likes to discover they been fooled for the last 350 generations. I know from personally experiencing my brain just doesn't follow one track logistical facts among 8.2 billion sole reproductions inhabiting space in series parallel positions ancestrally here now.

5 basic ancestral lineage traits per species living spontaneously separate positions of ancestors living simultaneously forward 24/7, 52 weeks a year, every 4th year gets an extra day factually, within 8 seasonal shifts between 2 solstices and 2 equinoxes a planetary revolution around a single star, universally balancing between past results never duplicated as a whole, current events never same details again, as my own body changes form since shaped a fertilized cell by my two biological parents that each had separate 2 biological parents were my and my siblings 4 grandparents, that came from each of their two parents being myself and siblings 8 great grandparents.

So you keep playing the practice joke of time relativity on my brain as you defend your ideology passes down every next generation gap added even if you never became 1 of 2 parents or outlive your offspring, their offspring, their offspring's offspring.

Living doesn't exceed each lifetime's heart beats now and here you are supporting ideas intellect exceeds your brain navigating living one at a time philosophically, socially justified by rule of law directing social behavior cradle to grave, not conception to decomposed time existed so far.

As I told the late sootedupcyndi, my brain has a very wicked sense of humor. I can put every mind back into their specific ancestral time alive daily here and that makes me very unpopular with people dying to protect human rights to stay in character until dead.
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murdock » 26 Nov 2025, 7:03 pm » wrote: A woman on her deathbed asks her husband to give her one last wish. She says, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Lisa." The husband says, "I thought you hated Lisa?" The wife says, "I do."
An Irishmen crawled home from the bar and awoke in bed with blood all over him.

He woke up in a stupor and Mrs asked "Ya been to the bar again haven't you been Smitty?"

Smitty: "No I wasn't, the cat must must have tried to eat me in my sleep!"

Mrs:  "You're a liar. The Pub Called. You forgot your wheelchair again!"
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17 Dec 2025 12:44 pm
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*31stArrival » 17 Dec 2025, 4:30 am » wrote: Nobody likes to discover they been fooled for the last 350 generations. I know from personally experiencing my brain just doesn't follow one track logistical facts among 8.2 billion sole reproductions inhabiting space in series parallel positions ancestrally here now.

5 basic ancestral lineage traits per species living spontaneously separate positions of ancestors living simultaneously forward 24/7, 52 weeks a year, every 4th year gets an extra day factually, within 8 seasonal shifts between 2 solstices and 2 equinoxes a planetary revolution around a single star, universally balancing between past results never duplicated as a whole, current events never same details again, as my own body changes form since shaped a fertilized cell by my two biological parents that each had separate 2 biological parents were my and my siblings 4 grandparents, that came from each of their two parents being myself and siblings 8 great grandparents.

So you keep playing the practice joke of time relativity on my brain as you defend your ideology passes down every next generation gap added even if you never became 1 of 2 parents or outlive your offspring, their offspring, their offspring's offspring.

Living doesn't exceed each lifetime's heart beats now and here you are supporting ideas intellect exceeds your brain navigating living one at a time philosophically, socially justified by rule of law directing social behavior cradle to grave, not conception to decomposed time existed so far.

As I told the late sootedupcyndi, my brain has a very wicked sense of humor. I can put every mind back into their specific ancestral time alive daily here and that makes me very unpopular with people dying to protect human rights to stay in character until dead.
Congrats, you have surpassed yourself on spewing mindless meaningless ****. Now choke on the dick in your mother's ***. Again. 
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18 Dec 2025 7:10 am
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murdock » 17 Dec 2025, 1:44 pm » wrote: Congrats, you have surpassed yourself on spewing mindless meaningless ****. Now choke on the dick in your mother's ***. Again. 
What is mindless but a personal brain navigating time from a personal heart beating point of view being alive as eternally different from any other reproduction ever conceived in the universal moment here, so far?

Between inception of a species and extinction of all ancestral lineages lived there is time each ancestor was living conceived to decomposed between the two original events charted as beginning and end of life adapting here now.

Separation of total sum of life and total time living one of a kind in series parallel positions currently evolving now relative to universal location, ancestral lineage, generation gap present in ever changing form since arrived its original shape of a fertilized cell limited specifically to adapting in the moment here.
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20 Dec 2025 5:17 pm
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20 Dec 2025 8:17 pm
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31 horse dicks up his *** trolling for more.
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21 Dec 2025 8:20 am
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murdock » 20 Dec 2025, 9:17 pm » wrote: 31 horse dicks up his *** trolling for more.
again, did you do your own avatar? if not the same person that did is trying to bring me down to your level of self deception. I am not going to participate in the futility of ignoring all I was since conceived to believe their reality is larger than my time alive so far.

Do you know what the objective is in psychological class warfare practiced within one species creates? Physical eternal hell cradle to grave.
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21 Dec 2025 5:41 pm
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*31stArrival » 21 Dec 2025, 9:20 am » wrote: again, did you do your own avatar? if not the same person that did is trying to bring me down to your level of self deception. I am not going to participate in the futility of ignoring all I was since conceived to believe their reality is larger than my time alive so far.

Do you know what the objective is in psychological class warfare practiced within one species creates? Physical eternal hell cradle to grave.

Perhaps if you would try speaking to me normally I would answer you, but in lieu of that miracle, yes I did. I've used photoshop Elements for years! Works great! I could post some examples if you like.
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21 Dec 2025 6:15 pm
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murdock » 21 Dec 2025, 6:41 pm » wrote: Perhaps if you would try speaking to me normally I would answer you, but in lieu of that miracle, yes I did. I've used photoshop Elements for years! Works great! I could post some examples if you like.
31st arrival gets a visitor...

https://ibb.co/wFDhfPpt
 
 
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21 Dec 2025 6:19 pm
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*31stArrival » 15 Dec 2025, 7:14 am » wrote: You should be laughing since my thread was moved to water cooler after I made my post about yours getting put there. How humanity silences honesty 24/7.
Well I don't think that should have been done. You see, I don't care what people post about me. None of you know me or anything about me. The **** I post here is just that, ****.
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