FLAGRANT HOMOSEXUAL, CHILD DANGER
5,899 posts
We were living a rent house in 1987 and I kept getting calls for someone named gloria. I would tell her no one named Gloria lived here and that she had the wrong number. But everyday she'd call again. One day after several weeks of her calling she called asking for gloria and it went like this:
Me: Hello?
Her: Is Gloria there?
Me: Sorry, Gloria can't talk right now.
Her: Why not?
Me: Cause she's got my dick in her mouth.
End of calls.
Compliments to Danny DeVito.