Wrong number

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By murdock
17 Dec 2025 6:00 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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murdock
17 Dec 2025 6:00 pm
17 Dec 2025 6:00 pm
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FLAGRANT HOMOSEXUAL, CHILD DANGER
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We were living a rent house in 1987 and I kept getting calls for someone named gloria. I would tell her no one named Gloria lived here and that she had the wrong number. But everyday she'd call again. One day after several weeks of her calling she called asking for gloria and it went like this:

Me: Hello?
Her: Is Gloria there?
Me: Sorry, Gloria can't talk right now.
Her: Why not?
Me: Cause she's got my dick in her mouth.

End of calls.

Compliments to Danny DeVito.
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