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One Christmas Eve Santa was delivering toys to all the good boys and girls. As he went down the chimney of this one house, he was surprised at what was waiting for him. 

There before his eyes was the beautiful lady of the house, clad only in a skimpy negligee. She said Santa hang around for a while I got something to show you! 

Santa replied with ho ho ho, I gotta go, gotta take toys to the kids you know! 

The lady pulls off her gown top and out pop her luscious breasts. She says come on Santa, I got something for you.

Santa says ho ho ho, I gotta go, gotta take toys to the kids you know!

The lady then pulls off bottoms and lays spread eagle on the carpet. She says come on Santa, come get some.

Santa's eyes pop out and he says hey hey hey, I gotta stay, I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!