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vampire tea.

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.The bartender comes over and asks them what they want to drink.

1st Vampire: “Give me a shot of blood.”

2nd Vampire: “I want a double shot.”

3rd Vampire: “All I want is a cup of hot water.”So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why He didn’t you order any blood and the vampire pulls out a Bloody tampon and replies: “I’m making tea.”

 
 

murdock » 31 Dec 2025, 4:30 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Dec 2025, 4:30 pm

vampire tea.

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.The bartender comes over and asks them what they want to drink.

1st Vampire: “Give me a shot of blood.”

2nd Vampire: “I want a double shot.”

3rd Vampire: “All I want is a cup of hot water.”So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why He didn’t you order any blood and the vampire pulls out a Bloody tampon and replies: “I’m making tea.”

WTF ****?
 

NateHiggas » 31 Dec 2025, 4:41 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Dec 2025, 4:41 pm

WTF ****?

Keep your mother off the street. Vampires are always stealing her tampon.

Mods here are spineless cowardly bitches that should be horse raped.

murdock » 31 Dec 2025, 4:30 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Dec 2025, 4:30 pm

vampire tea.

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.The bartender comes over and asks them what they want to drink.

1st Vampire: “Give me a shot of blood.”

2nd Vampire: “I want a double shot.”

3rd Vampire: “All I want is a cup of hot water.”So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why He didn’t you order any blood and the vampire pulls out a Bloody tampon and replies: “I’m making tea.”

        Nasty!

murdock » 31 Dec 2025, 4:46 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Dec 2025, 4:46 pm

Keep your mother off the street. Vampires are always stealing her tampon.

Uneducated Foul-Mouthed ****.
 

NateHiggas » 01 Jan 2026, 7:18 am » wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2026, 7:18 am

Uneducated Foul-Mouthed ****.

Keep your mother off the street you lying *** mother ****.

murdock » 01 Jan 2026, 10:51 am » wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2026, 10:51 am

Keep your mother off the street you lying *** mother ****.

Take your Mama.. to the Scissor Sisters..

And eat her testiclular burger.. With a side of Epstien Flies..

youtu.be/4H5I6y1Qvz0?si=NfSvE11nWNZD87f4

 
 

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murdock » 31 Dec 2025, 4:30 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Dec 2025, 4:30 pm

vampire tea.

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.The bartender comes over and asks them what they want to drink.

1st Vampire: “Give me a shot of blood.”

2nd Vampire: “I want a double shot.”

3rd Vampire: “All I want is a cup of hot water.”So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why He didn’t you order any blood and the vampire pulls out a Bloody tampon and replies: “I’m making tea.”

Good Oh Year of the Lordy of Two Thousand and Twenty Six Graciousness!

We might as well be choking on Trump's cum.  Smashmouth!

youtu.be/iYuldgIOelY?si=NhVGLyuytR_H7TXO
 

This obvioulsy isn't the cat dog recipe cooking center.

It's cold.. The Iguanas are dropping.  Make Tacos!

Wall Of YouDoo - Mexican Radio Eats!

youtu.be/iYuldgIOelY?si=NhVGLyuytR_H7TXO
 

JohnnyYou » 01 Jan 2026, 11:56 am » wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2026, 11:56 am

Take your Mama.. to the Scissor Sisters..

And eat her testiclular burger.. With a side of Epstien Flies..

youtu.be/4H5I6y1Qvz0?si=NfSvE11nWNZD87f4

You are the stupidest *** here.

JohnnyYou » 01 Jan 2026, 12:05 pm » wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2026, 12:05 pm

This obvioulsy isn't the cat dog recipe cooking center.

It's cold.. The Iguanas are dropping.  Make Tacos!

Wall Of YouDoo - Mexican Radio Eats!

youtu.be/iYuldgIOelY?si=NhVGLyuytR_H7TXO

Did you taking babbling and stupid lessons from 31 horse gobbler?

JohnnyYou » 01 Jan 2026, 11:56 am » wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2026, 11:56 am

Take your Mama.. to the Scissor Sisters..

And eat her testiclular burger.. With a side of Epstien Flies..

youtu.be/4H5I6y1Qvz0?si=NfSvE11nWNZD87f4

What a Punk *** Bitch you are
 

murdock » 01 Jan 2026, 4:36 pm » wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2026, 4:36 pm

You are the stupidest *** here.

He is the dumbest *** on here. And he's a nut licker too
 

NateHiggas » 01 Jan 2026, 6:57 pm » wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2026, 6:57 pm

What a Punk *** Bitch you are

Best compliment I have gotten all year on here..   Thanks!

murdock » 01 Jan 2026, 4:36 pm » wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2026, 4:36 pm

You are the stupidest *** here.

well only one out of 4 notfs with your favorite word in it.  

JohnnyYou » 02 Jan 2026, 6:16 am » wrote: ↑

02 Jan 2026, 6:16 am

well only one out of 4 notfs with your favorite word in it.

You'll have to do better because I don't speak ***!

JohnnyYou » 02 Jan 2026, 6:11 am » wrote: ↑

02 Jan 2026, 6:11 am

Best compliment I have gotten all year on here..   Thanks!

Make sure you nominate the post and give some money ****.
 

NateHiggas » 02 Jan 2026, 2:15 pm » wrote: ↑

02 Jan 2026, 2:15 pm

Make sure you nominate the post and give some money ****.

Man, they don't do nominagtions in this room do they?

How about a bonus Bloody Mary?.  Murdock probably has a few in his basement