18 Nov 2016 9:04 pm
OMG! Too funny!
LADIES! Are You Ready To Dress To Impress Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn?
Hey ladies!
Are you always wondering what to wear in order to be all professional-like and whatnot?
You know, for business thingities?
Like, should you wear lipstick, should you wear heels, should you wear a lampshade on your head?
It is often so hard to know!
Thankfully, we have found a helpful resource to help you in planning your business attire: a presentation that went around the Defense Intelligence Agency back in 2013, back when it was led by Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn!
For instance, ladies, did you know that makeup can make you look more attractive?
And that you should not advocate the “Plain Jane” look, whatever on earth that means?
The incredibly sexist memo also nicely reminded ladies to consider their “body type” when dressing, which I am reasonably sure is code for “Hey ladies that are fat, please remember that you are a fat person when getting dressed!
We know you forget sometimes, because it’s not like we live in a society that consistently reminds you or anything!”
