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Misty » 15 Dec 2016 9:37 pm » wrote: Wish I could think of a one fingered dinosaur joke, but I'm too tired.

A one fingered dinosaur walks into a bar......
Never mind.

How about some lesbian jokes?

Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well hung.

Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river
A: Fur Traders

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating ******?
A: When u are eating ****** you can still see the asshole in front of you!

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: "I'll see you next month."

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men.

Q: Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres died?
A: They found her face down in Ricki Lake.

Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.

Q: What does Santa get a lesbian for Christmas?
A: A new carpet to munch on.

Q: Do you know why lesbians don't diet?
A: Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.

Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe: the dykee?
A: It has an extra long tongue and only takes one finger to get it off.