How to make a tRump cock tale.
1. Paint yourself into a corner.
2. Bully the guy who brings the tequila.
3. Shove a Maraschino cherry up your own ***, watch everyone leave and no one show up.
4. Bottoms up - make it look purposeful because everyone's looking.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?