24 Apr 2017 6:40 pm
It's news with whole lot of snark injected into it.
Just the way I like it.
Donald Trump Learns About Delicious Space Pee
Donald Trump is having a very exciting day!
No, he did not get to go VROOM VROOM in a big truck, but maybe he will before the day is out.
But he did get to sit in the Oval Office, next to his hot daughter Ivanka, and talk to a real live SPACE LADY who is currently in OUTER SPACE.
And the SPACE LADY talked to him about PEE, which is definitely not his favorite, because He. Is. A. Germophobe. He. Swears.
TRUMP: What are we learning from having you spending your time up there? I know so much research is done, I’m getting a glimpse of some of it right here in the Oval Office.
What are we learning by being in space?
WHITSON: Water is such a precious resource up here that we also are cleaning up our urine and making it drinkable — and it’s really not as bad as it sounds.
TRUMP: Well that’s good. I’m glad to hear that. Better you than me.
Awwwww, you guys, Trump had much fun on his phone call with space lady.
This is the part of presidenting he was looking forward to, just like when he got to go BEEP BEEP DUMP TRUCK!
He needs more of these moments.
Before he was elected, he thought being president was going to be 24/7 pussgrabbing and schmoozing and grifting and golfing, but then he was inaugurated and everybody was like, “You actually have to do work,” and “You suck.”
Plus,he learned that missiles can kill people and also that the United States is a really big country, which means all of a sudden he’s got tons of so-called “responsibility,” which makes him
But today he got to talk about space pee with space lady and hot Ivanka was sitting next to him and boy oh boy, it was a good day.
