Liberal Forum

Hey teacher!Yo.How's your summer going?Hot, sweaty, productive.I do, however, notice that as I age there is less and less of summer bikini action coming my way. Maybe it has sumpin to do with my shiny pate. Gotta be. I can still lift a greyhound bus over my head, eat my weight in chicken wings and I continue to dominate at Jeopardy. Sooner or later I gots to take the hat off and then the jig is up.