I've got plenty of reasons, but chief among them is the fact that you are a generally funny guy.And while I have your attention, Happy Thanksgiving teach.Oh, well, that's okay I guess. For a second there I was thinking I was a bad person. Makes sense, now that you've splained it and I thought about it. (And now I gotta say sumpin nice, holiday niceties, I'm not fond of these, I'm more the kinda, "why not everyday" sorta fellow. "Merry Christmas"". Why not "hey, a swell and prosperous August 13th to you?". Yes, I am a curmudgeon. Not in a bad way, I don't think, more like spread all this cheer to all the other days.)*Okay, here we go...Backatchya.*Cept for the 4th of July. That's extra joy. Alcohol, charred dead animal flesh on the grill and explosives. What's not to love?