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I've been called a racist a few times here, so here are some black jokes
Very nice murdock...uh, would you mind if I borrowed some of your material?murdock » 20 Feb 2025, 6:57 pm » wrote: ↑ but I just want everyone to know that If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist, I'd have enough money for a *** to rob me and a jew to pick up the coins he drops as he runs away.
Why weren't there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
What is big, black, and long? The line at KFC.
A black man, a Muslim and Mexican jump off a building, who wins? Society.
Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.
A black guy goes up to his friend and says "I'm confused, this guy keeps calling me a ginger". His friend goes "he's just dyslexic".
How many cops does it take to throw a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He Fell.
A black man and a Mexican were both in a car - who was driving? The police officer.
A Mexican, a black boy, and a white boy, they are all in the first grade, which one has the biggest peter? The black boy because he's 17.
What do you call a short black person? By their name, you racist.
What's a word that begins with a N and ends with a R you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
What's a cocoon? Same as a n-nigga.
What separates black people from society? Prison.
What do you do if you see a ship full of black people sinking? Laugh.
