Oh, and SPEAKING OF, turns out Mark Meadows’ insurrectionist bride joined him in his clumsy commission of that rarest of crimes: voter fraud! America, I ask you…where are the Meadows’ matching LOCK HIM/HER UP chants? Because I’ve been told, for **** YEARS now, by pious politicians and rage-blind internet commenters alike, that voter fraud must be punished, responsible as it is for the theft of everything that’s pure and good and right about this country...
Oh, I suppose we shouldn’t move on from Meadows without mentioning his treasonously **** text exchanges with Ginni Thomas during the period of the Attempted Assclown Autogolpe.