Skans » Today, 1:58 pm » wrote: ↑
Main is a great state. Its only problem is its people - most of whom are drug addicts and elitist bastards who tell a good tale. Maine's governor is merely a reflection of the people who elected her. No offense to Cyndi - she couldn't single-handedly defeat the creators of blood-sucking vampires, bullied girl-bleeders and clown pedophiles.

"PENIWISE AIN'T GOT NOTHI'N ON ME
BOYS AND GIRLS"
FICTIONAL PENNYWISE THE CLOWN - 2 CONFIRMED MURDERS
REAL KILLER CLOWN - 33 CONFIRMED MURDERS
I DON'T THINK WE'LL EVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO CYNDI.
IT WAS NICE HAVING HER AROUND. SHE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN EATEN BY ANGRY RADICAL CARNIVEROUS LEFTISTS