Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
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I took my Monkey in the bar and was playing pool. The Monkey jumped on the table and picked up and swallowed the cue ball. Nobody could play pool until the I came back the next day.
The Monkey sat at the bar, picked up a peanut, shoved it up his *** and then ate it., The bartender aske "what the phook is wrong with your monkey dude?" I told him the only thing I can figure after shyting the cue ball he wants to make sure whatever he eats fits before it shyts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8uVSzVY8kQ