Today 5:19 am
The Berner Head is phooking hilarious.
Reminds me of a Good Joke for St Patty's Day.
So a couple had tried for years to have a baby and through invitro fertilization sponsored by Dr Phooci they were finally successful. However, 8 months an 28 Days into it the ultrasound showed there would be some complications. But the Mrs had the baby anyway..
The baby was born just a head.. no other body parts. But they loved their baby and raised it with all the care any loving parents would provide.
The kid turned 21 years old and Dad said "I am going to take this kid down to the pub for a beer, it's been a tough life and the kid deserves some fun.
Dad placed the kid up on the bar and ordered two beers. He gave the kid a sip and a neck popped out under the kids head. Everyone in the bar looked up from their dismal existence in wonder and awe.. "Give him another sip" someone cried out.
Dad gave him a huge swallow now that the kid had a throat. Out popped the entire torso from the waist up. Everyone cheered as Dad gave him another sip and out popped the kids right arm with a hand and everything. The kid one handed grab the mug and took another swig on his own. Out came the left arm. He double grasped the glass and hauled it all down into his new found stomach like Kavinaugh at a frat party. Both his legs came out and Dad finally knew the kid was always boy. Everyone cheered as he started dancing on the Bar singing "God Is Great, Beer is Good, and people should have appendages"
It was tragic, he had never danced before, let alone on a bar. He lost his balance, fell of, and broke his neck and died. Everyone looked back down at their beers and pondered the dismal gruesome end to the poor human bean. The guy seated next to the Dad told him "He should have quit while he was a head"
Reminds me of a Good Joke for St Patty's Day.
So a couple had tried for years to have a baby and through invitro fertilization sponsored by Dr Phooci they were finally successful. However, 8 months an 28 Days into it the ultrasound showed there would be some complications. But the Mrs had the baby anyway..
The baby was born just a head.. no other body parts. But they loved their baby and raised it with all the care any loving parents would provide.
The kid turned 21 years old and Dad said "I am going to take this kid down to the pub for a beer, it's been a tough life and the kid deserves some fun.
Dad placed the kid up on the bar and ordered two beers. He gave the kid a sip and a neck popped out under the kids head. Everyone in the bar looked up from their dismal existence in wonder and awe.. "Give him another sip" someone cried out.
Dad gave him a huge swallow now that the kid had a throat. Out popped the entire torso from the waist up. Everyone cheered as Dad gave him another sip and out popped the kids right arm with a hand and everything. The kid one handed grab the mug and took another swig on his own. Out came the left arm. He double grasped the glass and hauled it all down into his new found stomach like Kavinaugh at a frat party. Both his legs came out and Dad finally knew the kid was always boy. Everyone cheered as he started dancing on the Bar singing "God Is Great, Beer is Good, and people should have appendages"
It was tragic, he had never danced before, let alone on a bar. He lost his balance, fell of, and broke his neck and died. Everyone looked back down at their beers and pondered the dismal gruesome end to the poor human bean. The guy seated next to the Dad told him "He should have quit while he was a head"