26 Mar 2025 7:42 am
I'd do whatever she wants me to do to her to get a Borchardt C-93. I'll be her personal sex-slave for a day. I'm sure this will mean a lot of stupid cuddling and groveling, and no real bumping-the-uglies anyway. Might even take half a day to find the right hole. And, when I do find it, she probably uses it to store her favorite Lego pieces.