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Blackvegetable » 12 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

12 minutes ago

It's over the minute you answer.

Which is why you won't.

Step 1:
Locate the top of the thread, right where your rage-fueled vision usually starts to blur.

Step 2:
Read the title. Yes, that part with bigger text. It’s not just there for decoration, promise.

Step 3:
Immediately below the title, you’ll notice a name. That's the author. It’s the person who actually created the thread—not some mystery ghost haunting your browser.

Step 4:
Cross-reference this name against the list of people you’ve been spamming with goat references and copy/pasted tantrums all morning. (Hint: It’s probably one of them.)

Step 5:
Congratulations! You have now discovered whose thread it is without needing to:

• Post another stall question
• Quote someone from 2017
• Declare yourself the forum’s Socratic Martyr

Historical Fact:
Historians agree this discovery is only slightly less significant than the invention of the wheel, and far more significant than anything Grifticles has contributed since 2017.