Skans » 8 minutes ago » wrote: ↑
Man is always the master of his living domain. The Devil just might be inclined to throw some temptation derailments across his path. Maybe a little marijuana, cocaine, easy money, Fentanyl, a hot Milf neighbor, walking in on wifey with her legs pinned behind her ears a black man between her legs and a gun in your hand, or even a cheap greasy burrito stand just down the street.
My vice? Meat sticks. Slim Jims. Beef Jerky. Any meat product preserved with Kerosene that lasts forever and needs no refrigeration.
Have you gotten in on that paleo valley special? It's 30 sticks for 36 bucks, and they're actually NOT soaked in kerosene. They're "good" meat sticks.
When you complain, your friends roll their eyes and your enemies smile
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not your friend
An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?