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Cannonpointer » Today, 6:11 pm » wrote: ↑

Today, 6:11 pm

Bro, there's an actuarial table on the Jacksonville Jaguars facing off against the Cleveland Browns in the Super Bowl.

You're probably right. We do like to track stuff.

I tracked how many times my coffee cup handle came back to face me in the microwave.
Weeks of data. Then months...

My friend told me it was because I always put it in for 60 seconds and it spins once every 20 seconds.
I thought he was a genius.
Then I realized smoking pot and staring influenced my scientific method.
Now I snort coke and don't need coffee...