4 Jun 2022 12:21 pm
sootedupCyndi » 04 Jun 2022, 11:55 am » wrote: ↑ I used to go to Duncan Doughnuts. For a dozen donuts.. Not any more! they suck.
And now a Mcdonalds hamburger is 1/8 inch thick. Haven't had any of that since 08. But i've seen it with my own eyes.
You are growing older......and more cynical......and more bitter......
and more pessimistic......and less optimistic.
Not a good recipe for dying happy in your own bed 20yr. from now.
I smell.........growing depression.
I am a psychologist.
I have a solution. Seize power. Right now.
Give your business card to the next handsome,
single, 20-something young man you see.
Young, 21yr.-old yr. studs are soooo full of testosterone !!
(I should know)
Write on the back of the card......"Friends w/ benefits?"................
The depression will evaporate......like spit on a Tucson sidewalk.
