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“Crushed by Tariffs: My Wife’s New Car Is a Tragedy”
2 Dec 2025 9:55 am
It requires a real man to ensure his wife's satisfaction in the bedroom. Acquiring a Hyundai will not resolve your issues in that area.MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑ Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car.Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.
Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:
A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.”
I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.
Stay strong out there.
Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.