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murdock » 31 Dec 2025, 4:30 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Dec 2025, 4:30 pm

vampire tea.

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.The bartender comes over and asks them what they want to drink.

1st Vampire: “Give me a shot of blood.”

2nd Vampire: “I want a double shot.”

3rd Vampire: “All I want is a cup of hot water.”So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why He didn’t you order any blood and the vampire pulls out a Bloody tampon and replies: “I’m making tea.”