Oh no, ICE is hiring qualified people for a job that actually exists. Somebody alert the fainting couches.
It’s hilarious watching the liberal **** clutch their pearls the moment ICE tries to hire enough officers to, you know…
secure the border. Apparently, the dem plan was for three overworked agents and a Ford Explorer with 280,000 miles to handle the entire southern hemisphere.
And the outrage over recruiting at gun shows and military events is peak comedy. Where exactly do people think law‑enforcement‑ready applicants come from — the candle aisle at Whole Foods? Should ICE set up a booth at the pottery barn and hope Karen from yoga class wants to process detainers?
Maybe ICE should go on the web looking for qualified candidates like this **** here.....
This is the first time in years the agency has done something remotely efficient: go where the disciplined, trained, background‑check‑passing adults actually are. But sure, let’s pretend this is some dystopian escalation instead of the bare minimum required to run a federal agency that’s been understaffed since dial‑up internet. If anything, the real scandal is that it took them this long to stop recruiting like it’s 1998.
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