But I'm still postabuleeve the stork is on his way, right?
Internet babies are a dime a dozen, cousin.
You got to be buzzin'.
Doesn't matter. Even if you ARE having a kid, your media will likely claim it was murdered by Bashar al Assad, to dupe you into chirping for one of wall street's wars.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?